Give her the chair. No, seriously. She's feeling faint.
10 Of The Oldest Criminals In Cinema History
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They’re only afraid of breaking their hip.

They say his smile is insured with Lloyd's of London for $3 million.
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When we telephoned Brimley to get a quote for the piece, he offered up, “Don’t call this number again, dammit.”