Robocop

This list wouldn’t be complete without a preppy hot girl doing blow in a sleazy club bathroom. Well, this scene of Anne Hathaway and some other girls from the movie Havoc works. Here, she is lifting a couple grams from some rich businessman, hovering it all up in the bathroom, then going to hang out with some gangbangers. We’ve all been there a million times before. That’s just like me in the 80’s… hen I was 7.

Superbad

While this isn’t so much a “coke scene” as it is a “Michael Cera singing The Guess Who” scene, it’s hard not to like the guy who chimes in with an acapella “wah waaaaah” after blowing a line. Sure, these guys are sketchy to the Nth degree, but at the end of the day, they just want to chill out and listen to some music. And they were right to be skeptical of Michael Cera. After eight years of getting familiar with his work, I still am.

_{Pauly D. looks as sober as a judge.}

BREAKING NEWS: Someone from the "Jersey Shore" cast is hitting the booger sugar. Radar is reporting that while filming the second season of the juiced, tanned, and greased show in Miami, one of the gang played in the snow. The identity of the culprit is being kept under wraps, but police are utilizing the tried and tested method of throwing rocks on South Beach and trying not to hit a cokehead. It’s a numbers game at this point.

“Miami is obviously a big drug city,” one source told RadarOnline.com, “and when this cast member want (sic) to score, it wasn’t hard.”

Narc! Narc!

“Finding someone to buy drugs from in South Beach is as easy as asking for it,” the source said. “It’s not hard and everyone is discreet.”

Another Narc!

“A connection was made and that’s all it took,” the source told RadarOnline.com. “A lot of things were done in code. Other people knew about it but no one ratted out this person.”

I don’t know about you guys, but I’ve had enough of these accusations. I’m going to go mow my mother’s lawn. **Walk-runs into bathroom to flush stash**