Screen Junkies » Cobalt Neural 9 http://www.screenjunkies.com Movie Reviews & TV Show Reviews Wed, 10 Dec 2014 17:14:38 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Wachowskis to Remake ‘Robin Hood’ http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/wachowskis-to-remake-robin-hood/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/wachowskis-to-remake-robin-hood/#comments Wed, 08 Dec 2010 09:01:14 +0000 Jame Gumb http://www.screenjunkies.com/?p=11673 The Wachowski siblings have taken a break from their film about American servicemen engaging in hardcore gay sex in order to work on the next best thing: a Robin Hood remake.

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brothers siblings have taken break from their film about American servicemen engaging in hardcore gay sex in order to work on the next best thing: a Robin Hood remake. While the project is being kept under wraps, it is rumored to be a modern take on the classic tale. It is also rumored that Will Smith has been approached for the lead role. I really hope he takes it. The world needs another crappy rap song loosely based on a crappy movie. (Heat Vision via Empire)

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Wachowski Brothers’ Film to Feature Gay Soldiers Hating Bush http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/wachowski-brothers-film-to-feature-gay-soldiers-hating-bush/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/wachowski-brothers-film-to-feature-gay-soldiers-hating-bush/#comments Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 For years, I've been writing the major studios and begging them to make a film about American servicemen engaging in hardcore gay sex and taking part in a plot to kill George W. Bush. And for years, the Secret Service has been asking me to stop. And stop I will, now that my requests have finally been answered by none-other than the Wachowski Brothers (or whatever you call them now) and their new film, Cobalt Neural 9. The story starts off as, yes, a hardcore romance between the American soldier and the Iraqi soldier during the second Gulf War-- they are depicted "rutting like animals behind this fence" while wearing burqas-- but when disaster strikes, the two plot to kill the man responsible for the war: George W. Bush. Wow, I'm not sure that will play in Peoria. But then again, I could be wrong. After all, two dudes wearing burqas and "rutting like animals" still sounds less gay than Wachowski's live action version of Speed Racer. (Cinema Blend)

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For years, I’ve been writing the major studios and begging them to make a film about American servicemen engaging in hardcore gay sex and taking part in a plot to kill George W. Bush. And for years, the Secret Service has been asking me to stop. And stop I will, now that my requests have finally been answered by none-other than the Wachowski Brothers (or whatever you call them now) and their new film, Cobalt Neural 9.

The story starts off as, yes, a hardcore romance between the American soldier and the Iraqi soldier during the second Gulf War– they are depicted "rutting like animals behind this fence" while wearing burqas– but when disaster strikes, the two plot to kill the man responsible for the war: George W. Bush.

Wow, I’m not sure that will play in Peoria. But then again, I could be wrong. After all, two dudes wearing burqas and "rutting like animals" still sounds less gay than Wachowski’s live action version of Speed Racer. (Cinema Blend)

 

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