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Jon Stewart Launches Kickstarter Campaign To Buy CNN For $10 Billion
Wednesday, July 23 by

He admits he doesn’t know what he wants to do with it yet but…”something.”

Spurlock after the first round of contract negotiations with Ted Turner.
CNN Continues To Test Definition Of ‘News’ With Morgan Spurlock Show
Friday, August 24 by

Pot, guns, prison? Who do they think they are, MSNBC?

They're already pretty much there anyway.
CNN Might Feature Some Non-News Shows To Boost Its Lousy News-y Ratings
Monday, August 13 by

I don’t watch news, and I don’t watch reality TV, so whatever CNN does here won’t get me to watch.

What's your next secret, Andy?
Anderson Cooper Is Gay, Which Will Pass For News Today
Tuesday, July 3 by

I was going to make a joke about an “AC 180″ being a reacharound, but decided to grow up a little.

Murdoch is completely unfazed by "2 Girls, 1 Cup."
16 Pics Of Rupert Murdoch’s Really Old Hands
Friday, June 29 by

“I would shake your hand, but I…I…I don’t want to because they look gross.”

I have to draw her...
Anderson Cooper Kicks ‘Barbie Mom’ Off His Show
Wednesday, May 23 by

He calls his guest “dreadful!” How delightfully Victorian!

Stop smiling, Larry. You're going to die. We all are.
Larry King Fears His Impending Death, Wants To Be Frozen
Tuesday, December 6 by

In a story that might not be of interest to our readership, or technically even “news,” but is very funny nonetheless, Larry King, when asked about his mortality, replied to…

Hot News Anchors
Monday, September 5 by Ellen Wilson

Hot new anchors keep your attention riveted not only on the news, but on them. The news seems all the more interesting with these sexy women telling it. You’ll always…

"I haven't laughed this hard since that Earthquake in Japan!"
In Honor Of Anderson Cooper: 9 Videos Of Reporters Losing Their Sh*t
Thursday, August 18 by

Laugh it up, fuzz ball…

10 Best CNN Documentaries
Friday, March 4 by Sandi Harrison

Throughout the years, CNN has been presenting documentaries on relevant topics and here are some of the best CNN documentaries. These particular documentaries deal with a broad range of subjects…

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9 Other Journalists Who Need To Get Punched
Wednesday, February 2 by

What right did those Egyptians have to attack him, especially when there are so many other journalists worthy of a beating. Here are 9 examples.

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Egypt Keeps Beating Up Our Anchors
Wednesday, February 2 by

The economically-depressed angry mobs of Egypt have absolutely no respect for our highly-paid news anchors.

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Ha Ha, Jeff Daniels Is On CNN And He’s Pooping
Friday, December 10 by

CNN has suddenly become awesome. Due to all the controversy and criticism they draw because of their lazy hiring practices, they knew they needed to switch things up fast.