Pot, guns, prison? Who do they think they are, MSNBC?

I don’t watch news, and I don’t watch reality TV, so whatever CNN does here won’t get me to watch.

I was going to make a joke about an “AC 180″ being a reacharound, but decided to grow up a little.

“I would shake your hand, but I…I…I don’t want to because they look gross.”

He calls his guest “dreadful!” How delightfully Victorian!

In a story that might not be of interest to our readership, or technically even “news,” but is very funny nonetheless, Larry King, when asked about his mortality, replied to…

Laugh it up, fuzz ball…

What right did those Egyptians have to attack him, especially when there are so many other journalists worthy of a beating. Here are 9 examples.

The economically-depressed angry mobs of Egypt have absolutely no respect for our highly-paid news anchors.

CNN has suddenly become awesome. Due to all the controversy and criticism they draw because of their lazy hiring practices, they knew they needed to switch things up fast.