Kristen Wiig is ready to make repetitive funny noises in full THX Pro Cinema Sound. The "Saturday Night Live" star has shelled out her hard-earned MacGruber dough  to option and adapt Monica Drake‘s novel Clown Girl. She’s got her eye on the lead role of Nita aka Sniffles the Clown, a street fair entertainer struggling to make ends meet while trying to resist the lure of selling her body to clown fetishists.

There are clown fetishists? THAT’S SICK! **He says as h scrubs grease paint out of his boxers** (Deadline)