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No word yet on who will be playing the octopus.
Clive ain’t ‘fraid of no ghost.
It’s “Owen and Statham vs. De Niro,” or “Owen and De Niro vs. Statham,” or something.
I’d be pissed about it too if he weren’t so smooth and British all of the time.
How’s Clive Owen going to get out of this one?
Well-done English adventure movie lists include ones that have stood the test of time as well as some new ones. And while Brits are known for their classy accents, fish…
He couldn’t just let a perfectly good can of mustache wax go to waste, guys.
After viewing this trailer, it would appear that Dateline adapted their “To Catch a Predator” series into a suspense thriller.
David Schwimmer has taken his message behind enemy lines by posting the trailer for David Schwimmer's Trust: Based On the Play "Trust" By David Schwimmer online. Sadly, since returning to investigate the debris of his dead planet many light years away, Chris Hansen isn't available to save our daughters from the clutches of sexual predators. Clive Owen stars as the dad in this cautionary tale about the dangers of letting your child chat with strangers online, and he should really step up his parenting a bit. You never know when your daughter's AOL Buddy might turn out to be a wolf in dog-wearing-sunglasses clothing.
Hey Predators. Learn how to sleep with Clive Owen's daughter after the jump…