Wow. Whale watches used to suuuuuuuck.
The most smoochable Batman since Val Kilmer.
On the one hand, it’s a dystopia. On the other, meeee-ooowwwww.
It’s more Irish than a potato famine.
And this is why you never trust a ginger.
Robert De Niro wears his sunglasses at night.
You know her as the secret Olsen twin, but now she’s making a name for herself after Sundance.
Gay-mannequin-faced actor Cillian Murphy (pictured above commiting a hate crime) is close to taking a role in Andrew Niccol's upcoming dumbly-titled science fiction drama I'm.mortal. Murphy will join the pretty young cast of Amanda Seyfried and possibly Justin Timberlake, as a future cop known as a Timekeeper. He's said to be "precise as the time he keeps." Essentially, he hunts down those whose time has expired to ensure that everyone stays young and beautiful forever. Just imagine a world governed by the E! Network. (THR)