His beard has it’s own beard. Or fists. Or something. I forget.
Starring Chuck Norris as Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is one scary dude for bad guys everywhere. There is not much that fazes Norris as he takes on the forces of evil in a quest to make…
It’s like an irrelevant ‘Ocean’s 12′!
Stallone. Statham. Travolta. Schwarzenegger. Van Damme. Willis. Chuck Mother#@ing Norris.
Bad movies made worse with ridiculous 5-0 encounters behind the wheel.
We couldn’t help but wonder what movies Osama will be forced to watch when Satan isn’t busy pissing glass shards into his eyes.
Whether you like the black masks, Asian atmosphere, or action packed martial arts sequences, the 10 Best American Ninja Movies list is full of must see movies. This genre has…
His bed must be constructed of adamantium.
Despite being embroiled in a metric ass ton of legal trouble, Wesley Snipes has one tale that he still needs to tell. Snipes has begun shooting Karate Dad Master Daddy. Whatever that means. He describes it as a multi-racial action comedy that is a combination of Kung Fu Hustle and Meet The Parents. Once again, whatever that means.
The real news is that the film will happen around Chuck Norris (Chuck Norris does not appear in films, films appear around him). Snipes is also pulling a Sly Stallone and getting a bunch of irrelevant action stars on board. The other karate dudes who agreed to take part are Chiba, Frazier, Gracie, Hung, Inosanto, Jaa, Rhee, Kim, Lee Mosely, Bob Wall, Rampage, Anderson Silva, and Ron Van Cleff. Dance crews Rock Steady, Jabbawakkies, and Quest Crew will also appear. That's a good start, but you'll need to assemble a much larger army of fighters and streets-stepper-upper-2ers if you hope to defeat Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris doesn't step up 2 da streets. The streets rise to meet his foot. (Variety)
Chuck Norris always has the right of way.