He could even make a Bond film confusing.

She’ll play some kind of role.

There’s no way this movie will make sense.

Instead of 3D glasses, dunce caps will be given out to audience members.

Your favorite hero as you’ve never seen him before. With a fake beard.

Heath Ledger did too few rom-coms.

And demolishes everything in sight.

I prefer this audio.

In all fairness, the poster did foreshadow plot holes.

Classy move.

And it condones hitchhiking.

Because you demanded it.

As is Matthew Modine.

We sifted through a lot of bad ones so you don’t have to.

This is Batman, after all, he is allowed to tell a joke or two.

BRAAAAAAHHHHHMMMMMMM!

Let’s find something we CAN agree on: Joel Schumacher’s were the worst.

Just so very good at rising.

“Batman, I’ve planted a bomb in the hmppfff arrmupgh.”

If we had a dollar for every ‘Batman’ trailer we posted this week, we’d have two. Two dollars. *sigh*

Check it out. But also go see ‘Misson: Impossible — Ghost Protocol’.

Get there early to get a good seat.

Considering that in the greater scheme of things, you don’t “need” to know anything about bane, this headline is accurate.

Plus, photos!

It apparently takes eight years for the Dark Knight to rise. In the interim, he was catching up on ‘Mad Men’ and watching the food network while doing CrossFit.

Those people will tear Bruce Wayne apart.