When will Christian Bale make a movie about a guy just having fun?

Heath Ledger did too few rom-coms.

In all fairness, the poster did foreshadow plot holes.

Classy move.

Smile, guys. You’re loaded.

You better protect these people, Rotten Tomatoes. Because I will hunt them down and kill them.

We sifted through a lot of bad ones so you don’t have to.

Just so very good at rising.

Who will be the Andrew Luck who steps in for ‘Batman’?

Earth’s last two wolves had best watch their backs.

The seeds have been planted for a dance-off.

Robert Pattinson is already killing stray cats.

If we had a dollar for every ‘Batman’ trailer we posted this week, we’d have two. Two dollars. *sigh*

Check it out. But also go see ‘Misson: Impossible — Ghost Protocol’.

Hint: neither is Michael Clarke Duncan.

The actor was chased and beaten by Chinese security personnel.

Much like your mom, he’s having a hard time talking through that mask.

That was fast.

“Artistic temperament” is the excuse they’ll use while they bite your face and hurl epithets at you.

Considering that in the greater scheme of things, you don’t “need” to know anything about bane, this headline is accurate.

Those people will tear Bruce Wayne apart.

Darren Aronofsky won’t have to look under the couch cushions after all.

Accept your fate.

“I was stealing office supplies for a scene in ‘Friends with Benefits’. Ask anyone.”

FIGHT!! FIGHT!! FIGHT!!