Here's a screencap of them exodus-ing.
Ridley Scott, On A Bible Kick, Gives Us ‘Exodus: Gods And Kings’ Starring Christian Bale
Wednesday, July 9 by

Next he’ll do ‘Leviticus’ and show us all the ways a woman may be unclean.

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Soundtrack Studies: ‘American Psycho’
Tuesday, July 8 by

Do you like Huey Lewis?

Christian Bale When He Was Younger
Christian Bale Considering Playing Steve Jobs In David Fincher’s Take On The Biopic
Friday, March 21 by

DO YOU REALLY THINK YOU CAN IMPROVE ON ASHTON’S WORK, CHRISTIAN?

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Dexter Vs. Patrick Bateman
Wednesday, January 22 by

Somebody found a way to make Dexter entertaining again!

"The mustache means no 'Batman' questions, ok?"
Christian Bale Isn’t Going To Be Batman In Any Justice League Films, So Just Stop, OK?
Tuesday, July 2 by

Maybe Clooney wants to get back in the saddle?

He could do most anything with that body.
Christian Bale To Climb Mount Everest!!!! (In A Movie)
Tuesday, February 19 by

When will Christian Bale make a movie about a guy just having fun?

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‘The Dark Knight’ Works Perfectly As A Romantic Comedy
Wednesday, December 12 by

Heath Ledger did too few rom-coms.

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Honest Trailers: ‘The Dark Knight Rises’
Tuesday, December 4 by

In all fairness, the poster did foreshadow plot holes.

Awesome.
Christian Bale Visits Theater Shooting Victims
Wednesday, July 25 by

Classy move.

Dude, just get a Hummer limo.
Bruce Wayne and 5 Other Joyless Rich Jerks In Movies
Wednesday, July 18 by

Smile, guys. You’re loaded.

It's like when I posted a glowing review of 'Jeff Who Lives At Home' in the prison newspaper and had to be placed in ad-seg.
Rotten Tomatoes Suspends ‘Dark Knight Rises’ Reviews After Critics Are Threatened With Death
Wednesday, July 18 by

You better protect these people, Rotten Tomatoes. Because I will hunt them down and kill them.

What did the Joker ask the satellite radio? "Why so Sirius?" Thank you. Try the steak.
The Internet’s 8 Best ‘Dark Knight Rises’ Parodies
Tuesday, July 10 by

We sifted through a lot of bad ones so you don’t have to.

The Dark Knight Rises: 5 Actors Who Played Batman
Sunday, May 20 by John Coon

Ever since his introduction on the pages of DC Comics, Batman has risen to become the world’s vigilante superhero. The Caped Crusader has no special powers to set him apart…

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‘The Dark Knight Rises’ Literally In Final Trailer
Tuesday, May 1 by

Just so very good at rising.

Where will Peyton and his Frankenstein neck go next?
In Honor Of Peyton Manning Leaving The Colts: 6 TV And Movie Franchises That Lost Their Star
Thursday, March 8 by

Who will be the Andrew Luck who steps in for ‘Batman’?

Don't make us choose.
Are Russell Crowe And Liam Neeson Boarding Aronofsky’s ‘Noah’?
Thursday, February 2 by

Earth’s last two wolves had best watch their backs.

Show #2 who's boss.
China’s Talkin’ Mad Sh*t About Christian Bale
Thursday, December 22 by

The seeds have been planted for a dance-off.

4 Movie Drug Addicts Who Just Need A Fix
Thursday, December 22 by Marina Zaven

If “Celebrity Rehab” leaves you wanting more time with rehab-ready types, these 4 movie drug addicts who just needed a fix will serve as desperate, scratching reminders to just say…

Insert Tom Cruise here.
8 Actors Who Could Play Patrick Bateman In The ‘American Psycho’ Remake
Wednesday, December 21 by

Robert Pattinson is already killing stray cats.

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The (Familiar) 2nd Trailer For ‘The Dark Knight Rises’
Tuesday, December 20 by

If we had a dollar for every ‘Batman’ trailer we posted this week, we’d have two. Two dollars. *sigh*

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‘Dark Knight Rises’ Trailer
Monday, December 19 by

Check it out. But also go see ‘Misson: Impossible — Ghost Protocol’.

Maybe my pet goldfish could play Bateman. 'Cause it just doesn't matter.
Bret Easton Ellis Has Two Suggestions For The Next Patrick Bateman
Friday, December 16 by

Hint: neither is Michael Clarke Duncan.

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Christian Bale Attacked By Ninjas
Friday, December 16 by

The actor was chased and beaten by Chinese security personnel.

"I really have no idea what you're saying. Are you trying to threaten me? .... Does anyone have a pen and some paper?"
Tom Hardy Is A Real Mushmouth In ‘Dark Knight Rises’
Friday, December 9 by

Much like your mom, he’s having a hard time talking through that mask.

"I DO like Huey Lewis, Patrick! This is turning out to be a great night!"
‘American Psycho’ Is Getting A Remake
Thursday, December 8 by

That was fast.

Celebrities! They're just like us! They beat concierges with phones and called their 11 year-old daughters "pigs!"
Our 7 Favorite Tantrum-Throwing Actors
Thursday, December 8 by

“Artistic temperament” is the excuse they’ll use while they bite your face and hurl epithets at you.

4 Movie Dates That Can Only Be Described As Awful
Friday, December 2 by Frost

“Back to the Future”. If you’re not even slightly freaked out at the prospect of your mom wanting you to be her prom date, then either you have the tightest…

Everything You Need to Know About 'The Dark Knight Rises' Bane
Everything You Need To Know About Bane From ‘The Dark Knight Rises’
Tuesday, November 29 by

Considering that in the greater scheme of things, you don’t “need” to know anything about bane, this headline is accurate.

Christian Bale…Jewish Bale
Monday, October 24 by
Batman cleans up Zuccotti Park.
‘The Dark Knight Rises’ To Occupy Wall Street
Tuesday, October 18 by

Those people will tear Bruce Wayne apart.