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Christian Bale Will Play Enzo Ferrari For Michael Mann
Thursday, August 20 by

I bet he’s getting into character by buying a Ferrari. (I wish I was rich.)

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Yo, Batman’s Into Some Freaky Sh*t In ‘Fifty Shades Of Wayne’
Tuesday, March 3 by

Where does he get those wonderful toys?

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Brad Pitt, Christian Bale, & Ryan Gosling Team Up For Most Physically Attractive Movie Ever
Tuesday, January 13 by

What? As a straight man, I can appreciate that they’re very handsome. And probably great kissers.

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Middle Eastern Countries For Some Reason Aren’t Crazy About ‘Exodus’
Sunday, December 28 by

I’ve never known the Middle East to be so touchy about religious issues.

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Kate Winslet Now Getting Involved In The Slow-Motion Trainwreck That Is The Steve Jobs Biopic
Monday, December 22 by

This news will be probably be valid for about six hours, so hurry up and read it.

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The 10 Most Confusing Screengrabs From Terrence Malick’s ‘Knight of Cups’ Trailer
Monday, December 15 by

For the average moviegoer seeking a 90-minute escape from reality and maybe a few CGIsplosions, there are few phrases more terrifying than “Written and directed by Terrence Malick.”

It looks like they're dancing together, but they're not.
Trailer For Terence Malick’s ‘Knight Of Cups’ Is More ‘American Psycho’ Than ‘Days Of Heaven’
Monday, December 15 by

And not just because it also stars Christian Bale.

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Annnnndddd…Christian Bale Has Quit That Steve Jobs Biopic He Just Joined
Monday, November 3 by

WHO KNEW PEOPLE IN HOLLYWOOD COULD BE SO FICKLE?

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The Steve Jobs Biopic: What We Know So Far
Thursday, October 30 by

It’s coming together in pretty spectacular fashion.

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Seth Rogen To Play Husky Buddy In Steve Jobs Biopic
Thursday, October 30 by

He’ll play a giggly Steve Wozniak.

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Hold Up, Christian Bale WILL Be Playing Steve Jobs In That Danny Boyle Biopic
Thursday, October 16 by

Written by Aaron “Walk and Talk” Sorkin.

Finally, a Moses that's as sexually appealing as he is historically significant.
The ‘Exodus: Gods And Kings’ Trailer Would Like Three Minutes Of Your Time
Wednesday, October 1 by

I’m not saying a Patrick Bateman appearance would be tasteful here, but it sure would be fun.

Here's a screencap of them exodus-ing.
Ridley Scott, On A Bible Kick, Gives Us ‘Exodus: Gods And Kings’ Starring Christian Bale
Wednesday, July 9 by

Next he’ll do ‘Leviticus’ and show us all the ways a woman may be unclean.

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Soundtrack Studies: ‘American Psycho’
Tuesday, July 8 by

Do you like Huey Lewis?

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Christian Bale Considering Playing Steve Jobs In David Fincher’s Take On The Biopic
Friday, March 21 by

DO YOU REALLY THINK YOU CAN IMPROVE ON ASHTON’S WORK, CHRISTIAN?

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Dexter Vs. Patrick Bateman
Wednesday, January 22 by

Somebody found a way to make Dexter entertaining again!

"The mustache means no 'Batman' questions, ok?"
Christian Bale Isn’t Going To Be Batman In Any Justice League Films, So Just Stop, OK?
Tuesday, July 2 by

Maybe Clooney wants to get back in the saddle?

He could do most anything with that body.
Christian Bale To Climb Mount Everest!!!! (In A Movie)
Tuesday, February 19 by

When will Christian Bale make a movie about a guy just having fun?

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‘The Dark Knight’ Works Perfectly As A Romantic Comedy
Wednesday, December 12 by

Heath Ledger did too few rom-coms.

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Honest Trailers: ‘The Dark Knight Rises’
Tuesday, December 4 by

In all fairness, the poster did foreshadow plot holes.

Awesome.
Christian Bale Visits Theater Shooting Victims
Wednesday, July 25 by

Classy move.

Dude, just get a Hummer limo.
Bruce Wayne and 5 Other Joyless Rich Jerks In Movies
Wednesday, July 18 by

Smile, guys. You’re loaded.

It's like when I posted a glowing review of 'Jeff Who Lives At Home' in the prison newspaper and had to be placed in ad-seg.
Rotten Tomatoes Suspends ‘Dark Knight Rises’ Reviews After Critics Are Threatened With Death
Wednesday, July 18 by

You better protect these people, Rotten Tomatoes. Because I will hunt them down and kill them.

What did the Joker ask the satellite radio? "Why so Sirius?" Thank you. Try the steak.
The Internet’s 8 Best ‘Dark Knight Rises’ Parodies
Tuesday, July 10 by

We sifted through a lot of bad ones so you don’t have to.

The Dark Knight Rises: 5 Actors Who Played Batman
Sunday, May 20 by John Coon

Ever since his introduction on the pages of DC Comics, Batman has risen to become the world’s vigilante superhero. The Caped Crusader has no special powers to set him apart…

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‘The Dark Knight Rises’ Literally In Final Trailer
Tuesday, May 1 by

Just so very good at rising.

Where will Peyton and his Frankenstein neck go next?
In Honor Of Peyton Manning Leaving The Colts: 6 TV And Movie Franchises That Lost Their Star
Thursday, March 8 by

Who will be the Andrew Luck who steps in for ‘Batman’?

Don't make us choose.
Are Russell Crowe And Liam Neeson Boarding Aronofsky’s ‘Noah’?
Thursday, February 2 by

Earth’s last two wolves had best watch their backs.

Show #2 who's boss.
China’s Talkin’ Mad Sh*t About Christian Bale
Thursday, December 22 by

The seeds have been planted for a dance-off.

4 Movie Drug Addicts Who Just Need A Fix
Thursday, December 22 by Marina Zaven

If “Celebrity Rehab” leaves you wanting more time with rehab-ready types, these 4 movie drug addicts who just needed a fix will serve as desperate, scratching reminders to just say…

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