Screen Junkies » chris zylka http://www.screenjunkies.com Movie Reviews & TV Show Reviews Thu, 11 Sep 2014 12:43:02 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 ‘Piranha 3DD’ Cast Announced: These Men Need To Guard Their Penises http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/pirhana-3dd-cast-announced-these-men-need-to-guard-their-penises/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/pirhana-3dd-cast-announced-these-men-need-to-guard-their-penises/#comments Tue, 26 Apr 2011 02:34:28 +0000 Geoffrey Golden http://www.screenjunkies.com/?p=209050 Dimension Films has announced the stars of 'Piranha 3DD', but which ones will do the awesome underwater lesbian dance?

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The piranhas are back. Last time, they invaded a boob-filled Sprin Break. Now they’re ready to ruin a water park during the Summer. There are gonna be a lot of sad essays read for “How I Spent My Summer Vacation” day at school.

Dimension Films has announced the stars of Piranha 3DD, including Danielle Panabaker (Friday the 13th), Matt Bush (Adventureland), Chris Zylka (The Amazing Spider-Man) and David Koechner (Anchorman). Men, watch your dicks. Ladies, learn to breath underwater while doing an awesome lesbian dance. Choreography lessons start on Tuesday.

It’s directed by John Gulager (Feast), so expect the entire Gulager family to take over the movie. Production has started for the sequel, and the film opens it’s toothy-mouths in theaters November 23, 2011. Geez, can’t they make this movie and faster?

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Taylor Lautner Clone Gets His ‘Spider-man’ On http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/taylor-lautner-clone-gets-his-spider-man-on/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/taylor-lautner-clone-gets-his-spider-man-on/#comments Thu, 09 Dec 2010 22:52:54 +0000 Col. Longshanks http://www.screenjunkies.com/?p=11960 Taylor Lautner look-alike and ABC Family regular Chris Zylka has signed up to shove around Peter Parker.

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Taylor Lautner look-alike and ABC Family regular Chris Zylka has signed up to shove around Peter Parker. Zylka will play Flash Thompson in the upcoming Spider-man reboot, which recently started rolling film. In the comics, Flash had a propensity to give Peter Parker grief while at the same time totally jonesing on Spider-man. Oh Flash, if only you knew they were the same person. Retroactive Spoiler Alert! (ThePlaylist)

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