He’ll likely play the sarcastic one that is not a raccoon.
The official trailer features a spinosaurus eating a shark, and human beings playing God with the usual disastrous results.
Hopefully the opening scene is a dinosaur eating that annoying hacker girl from the first one.
Maybe he’ll play a baker or something.
A very strange, inspired choice.
You’d be missing Fat Andy Dwyer anyway since ‘Parks and Rec is ending’.
Pretty soon, we’ll be able to make blockbuster films in a cardboard box with our phones.
Macklin, you son of a bitch.
Or maybe it’s just a picture.
Nice try, Lorne, but this still doesn’t make up for the firing of Brooks Wheelan.
We got your attention with the trifecta of “fat guy, mini-horse, and cursing,” didn’t we?
Any time you can incorporate cheap vodka into charity, you have to.
Chris Pratt: Karaoke Champ.
We’ll stop reporting on Chris Pratt when he stops being awesome.
Chris Pratt and Eminem need to star in a movie together immediately.
It seems that familiar isn’t always better.
NBC wasn’t thrilled.
‘Guardians of the Box Office’ is more like it, right? Sorry. That was stupid.
Guardians of the Galaxy can best be described as a two-hour montage set to a 1970′s Jock Jams mixtape (and that’s a good thing).
We’ll call it ‘Guardians of the Galaxy 2′ until we get more intel. (“Intel” is short for “intelligence.)
Early reports are this film is better than you could ever imagine.
Spoiler alert: Jenna Bush-Hager can’t read and Chris Pratt has abs.
This is looking like it could be the biggest film of the summer.
Question for Marvel: Can I buy pot from you?
Take that, ‘Tonight Show’!
Learn your lines, Morgan Freeman!
You can’t guard shit without rock-hard abs.
If you’re into that kinda thing.
If it doesn’t conflict with his responsibilities in Pawnee.
If you like Mireille Enos or Mindy Kaling, you’d better put a casting ring on it.