Do not take thy Star-Lord's name in vain.
Watch Chris Pratt Give A ‘Cribs’-Style Tour Of The ‘Guardians Of The Galaxy’ Spaceship
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We’ll stop reporting on Chris Pratt when he stops being awesome.

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Chris Pratt Channels Eminem On Command
Tuesday, August 5 by

Chris Pratt and Eminem need to star in a movie together immediately.

He's smiling because he's rich.
Yup, ‘Guardians Of The Galaxy’ Made A Metric Sh*t-ton Of Money This Weekend
Monday, August 4 by

It seems that familiar isn’t always better.

Ahh, wistful memories!
Chris Pratt Tells The World About The Time He Showed Amy Poehler His Penis
Friday, August 1 by

NBC wasn’t thrilled.

I could see them doing another one of these if it does well. Oh. They've already committed to that.
It’s Pretty Clear That ‘Guardians Of The Galaxy’ Is Going To Kill At The Box Office This Weekend
Friday, August 1 by

‘Guardians of the Box Office’ is more like it, right? Sorry. That was stupid.

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Review: ‘Guardians of the Galaxy’
Friday, August 1 by

Guardians of the Galaxy can best be described as a two-hour montage set to a 1970′s Jock Jams mixtape (and that’s a good thing).

To be fair, a buff Chris Pratt could get Uwe Boll hired to direct the next 'Avengers' probably.
James Gunn, Writer And Director Of ‘Guardians Of The Galaxy’ Signs On For The Sequel
Sunday, July 27 by

We’ll call it ‘Guardians of the Galaxy 2′ until we get more intel. (“Intel” is short for “intelligence.)

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Extended GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY Trailer Shows Off More Action
Tuesday, July 8 by

Early reports are this film is better than you could ever imagine.

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‘Today’ Visits The Set Of ‘Jurassic World’
Wednesday, June 25 by

Spoiler alert: Jenna Bush-Hager can’t read and Chris Pratt has abs.

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‘Guardians Of The Galaxy’ Trailer #2 Gives Us More Star-Lord, Groot, And Rocket
Tuesday, May 20 by

This is looking like it could be the biggest film of the summer.

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Marvel’s Fever Dream: ‘Guardians Of The Galaxy’ Trailer
Wednesday, February 19 by

Question for Marvel: Can I buy pot from you?

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Forget ‘The Tonight Show’, Watch Jimmy Kimmel Premiere ‘Guardians Of The Galaxy’ Trailer Instead
Tuesday, February 18 by

Take that, ‘Tonight Show’!

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‘The Lego Movie’ Falls To Pieces In Blooper Reel
Friday, February 14 by

Learn your lines, Morgan Freeman!

I know, Andy! We're all perplexed by this!
Chris Pratt Went From Having The Doughy Body Of A Schlub To Having A Body Befitting A Man Guarding The Galaxy
Monday, July 15 by

You can’t guard shit without rock-hard abs.

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Chris Pratt Is Getting In Just Okay Shape For ‘Guardians of the Galaxy’
Monday, July 8 by

If you’re into that kinda thing.

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Chris Pratt To Lose All That Weight Again For ‘Guardians Of The Galaxy’ Lead
Wednesday, February 6 by

If it doesn’t conflict with his responsibilities in Pawnee.

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Ladies (Casting) Night: ‘World War Z’ And ‘Five Year Engagement’
Monday, April 25 by

If you like Mireille Enos or Mindy Kaling, you’d better put a casting ring on it.

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Funny, Schlubby Comedian Joins Apatow Movie In Casting Shocker
Thursday, March 3 by

Chris Pratt (“Parks and Recreations”) is another laid back, bearded comedian who can pinch hit for Seth Rogen. Rhys Ifans is also in talks to play a role.

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‘Take Me Home Tonight’ Red-Band: Coke-Fueled 80′s Windmilling
Friday, February 4 by

The spiritual sequel to “That 70′s Show,” Take Me Home Tonight, is ready to rock with a new red-band trailer. You can tell because it’s wearing a necktie as if it were a bandana.

Casting Round-Up: ‘Fast Five,’ ‘Moneyball,’ and Cox Will ‘Rise’
Tuesday, July 13 by

It's time once agin to gather round the computin' box and gather some freshly-branded casting news. YAWWWWW!!!!FAST FIVE – will be gaining one Ludacris and one The Rock according to Twitter all-star Tyrese Gibson. “Major shouts to Vin Diesel, Paul Walker, & Dewayne [sic] “Rock” Johnson!! “Fast & Furious Five” Let’s get em again!!” Yes. He misspelled The Rock's name but please keep in mind, he typed this with his ab muscles. Impressed, now? (Collider)RISE OF THE APES – has cast Brian Cox to play a villianous dean general Robert McKee owner of a primate research facility. When reached for comment, James Cromwell said, "Aw, dammit." (/Film)MONEYBALL – "Parks and Recreation" shoeshine man, Chris Pratt, will spend his hiatus from the show portraying a catcher whose hurty elbow leads him to become a batting phenom. Just like Rookie Of the Year (note: nothing like Rookie Of the Year.) (Collider)