We’ll call it ‘Guardians of the Galaxy 2′ until we get more intel. (“Intel” is short for “intelligence.)
Early reports are this film is better than you could ever imagine.
Spoiler alert: Jenna Bush-Hager can’t read and Chris Pratt has abs.
This is looking like it could be the biggest film of the summer.
Question for Marvel: Can I buy pot from you?
Take that, ‘Tonight Show’!
Learn your lines, Morgan Freeman!
You can’t guard shit without rock-hard abs.
If you’re into that kinda thing.
If it doesn’t conflict with his responsibilities in Pawnee.
If you like Mireille Enos or Mindy Kaling, you’d better put a casting ring on it.
Chris Pratt (“Parks and Recreations”) is another laid back, bearded comedian who can pinch hit for Seth Rogen. Rhys Ifans is also in talks to play a role.
The spiritual sequel to “That 70′s Show,” Take Me Home Tonight, is ready to rock with a new red-band trailer. You can tell because it’s wearing a necktie as if it were a bandana.
It's time once agin to gather round the computin' box and gather some freshly-branded casting news. YAWWWWW!!!!FAST FIVE – will be gaining one Ludacris and one The Rock according to Twitter all-star Tyrese Gibson. “Major shouts to Vin Diesel, Paul Walker, & Dewayne [sic] “Rock” Johnson!! “Fast & Furious Five” Let’s get em again!!” Yes. He misspelled The Rock's name but please keep in mind, he typed this with his ab muscles. Impressed, now? (Collider)RISE OF THE APES – has cast Brian Cox to play a villianous dean general Robert McKee owner of a primate research facility. When reached for comment, James Cromwell said, "Aw, dammit." (/Film)MONEYBALL – "Parks and Recreation" shoeshine man, Chris Pratt, will spend his hiatus from the show portraying a catcher whose hurty elbow leads him to become a batting phenom. Just like Rookie Of the Year (note: nothing like Rookie Of the Year.) (Collider)