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Peter Sarsgaard Will Be ‘The Magnificent Seven’s Villain
Wednesday, May 20 by

So help me God, if he lays a finger on Chris Pratt…

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Chris Pratt Says That A ‘Ghostbusters’ Film Starring Him And Channing Tatum Is ‘Complete Bullsh*it’
Monday, May 18 by

It would be too sexy for 90% of America.

That's a glorious nip slip.
‘Indiana Jones’ WILL Return, It’s Just That Nobody’s Sure When
Wednesday, May 6 by

Led the speculation run rampant in…3…2…1…

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The First Full Trailer For ‘Jurassic World’ Is Here And Actually Shows Some Dinosaurs
Monday, April 20 by

All these years and they still haven’t been able to create friendly dinosaurs. Ridiculous.

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Chris Pratt Signed On To Bootlegger Biopic ‘The Real McCoy’
Thursday, April 16 by

Throw some dirt on him. He’ll look like a bootlegger.

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First Clip From ‘Jurassic World': Get A Bungalow, You Two
Thursday, April 9 by

Chris Pratt turns on the angry, misogynist charm.

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‘Jurassic World’ Teaser Shows Us Why Pterosaurs And Tourists Don’t Mix
Monday, March 30 by

It turns out playing God with dinosaurs has a downside.

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‘Training Day’ Stars Denzel Washington And Ethan Hawke Re-Team With Antoine Fuqua For ‘The Magnificent Seven’
Tuesday, March 3 by

I don’t know if I would feel any safer if these guys were protecting my town.

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Jennifer Lawrence And Chris Pratt Could Star In A Sci-Fi Film Together *Internet Explodes*
Monday, February 9 by

They would have very pretty, charming babies.

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The New Dinosaur Definitely Scares The Kids In ‘Jurassic World’ Trailer
Monday, February 2 by

It truly is a great day for fans of giant reptiles eating people.

WHERE'S THE VIKING GEAR?
Chris Pratt’s ‘Cowboy Ninja Viking’ Gets Not One, But Two Directors
Friday, January 30 by

Can this film shake its one-note gimmick and be good? They’re trying…

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Disney Looking To Chris Pratt For Next Chapter Of ‘Indiana Jones’
Tuesday, January 27 by

This makes a lot of sense.

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Andy Dwyer Battles A Killer, Mutant Dinosaur In ‘Jurassic Parks And Recreation’
Wednesday, January 7 by

Now I’m disappointed Chris Pratt isn’t playing Andy Dwyer in ‘Jurassic World’.

When he squints like that, I just want to go out and make a billion dollars just so I can spend it on his movies.
Jennifer Lawrence And Chris Pratt Were The Highest-Grossing Actors Of 2014
Saturday, December 27 by

As well they should be.

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Chris Pratt Signing On For ‘Magnificent Seven’ Remake?
Friday, December 5 by

He’ll likely play the sarcastic one that is not a raccoon.

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Watch the First ‘Jurassic World’ Official Trailer Right Here
Tuesday, November 25 by

The official trailer features a spinosaurus eating a shark, and human beings playing God with the usual disastrous results.

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‘Jurassic World’ Teaser Trailer Takes You Back To That Cuh-Razy Island
Sunday, November 23 by

Hopefully the opening scene is a dinosaur eating that annoying hacker girl from the first one.

Hey Mr. Sexy Eyes, why don't you let down that guard so I can get to know ya?
Chris Pratt In Talks To Play One Of Three Roles In ‘Cowboy Ninja Viking’
Thursday, November 20 by

Maybe he’ll play a baker or something.

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The Second Choice For Starlord In ‘Guardians Of The Galaxy’ Was…’Always Sunny’s Glenn Howerton
Thursday, November 20 by

A very strange, inspired choice.

Jeez. We get it. You're handsome. Yikes!
Chris Pratt Will Be Staying Skinny, In Case You Missed Fat Andy Dwyer
Monday, November 17 by

You’d be missing Fat Andy Dwyer anyway since ‘Parks and Rec is ending’.

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‘Guardians Of The Galaxy’ VFX Reel Will Give You Your RDA Of Chris Pratt
Friday, October 10 by

Pretty soon, we’ll be able to make blockbuster films in a cardboard box with our phones.

I'll buy whatever he's selling.
Get Charmed To Death By Chris Pratt In Seven Minutes Of ‘SNL’ Promos
Wednesday, September 24 by

Macklin, you son of a bitch.

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Does This Set Photo Reveal A Major ‘Jurassic World’ Clue?
Tuesday, September 23 by

Or maybe it’s just a picture.

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Oh God Yes: Chris Pratt, Sarah Silverman and BILL MURRAY to Kick Off SNL Season 40 [UPDATED]
Wednesday, September 10 by

Nice try, Lorne, but this still doesn’t make up for the firing of Brooks Wheelan.

Adam Scott is looking good these days.
A ‘Parks And Rec’ Gag Reel Featuring Cursing, Fat Chris Pratt, and Lil’ Sebastian
Friday, August 22 by

We got your attention with the trifecta of “fat guy, mini-horse, and cursing,” didn’t we?

That Anna Ferris is a lucky gal.
Chris Pratt Takes The Ice Bucket Challenge In Predictably Awesome Fashion
Monday, August 18 by

Any time you can incorporate cheap vodka into charity, you have to.

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Chris Pratt’s Eminem Impression: The Remix
Friday, August 8 by

Chris Pratt: Karaoke Champ.

Do not take thy Star-Lord's name in vain.
Watch Chris Pratt Give A ‘Cribs’-Style Tour Of The ‘Guardians Of The Galaxy’ Spaceship
Wednesday, August 6 by

We’ll stop reporting on Chris Pratt when he stops being awesome.

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Chris Pratt Channels Eminem On Command
Tuesday, August 5 by

Chris Pratt and Eminem need to star in a movie together immediately.

He's smiling because he's rich.
Yup, ‘Guardians Of The Galaxy’ Made A Metric Sh*t-ton Of Money This Weekend
Monday, August 4 by

It seems that familiar isn’t always better.

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