Something about Lego characters instead of humans ratchets down the drama here.
All this talk of chalky sugar is making me hungry.
Someone here is lying.
Should be plenty of time to get that park back into shape.
He doesn’t feel good about it.
Welcome to the Triple Comma Club.
Now this is a comic I could get into.
Half a billion dollars in three days.
Not a single song has the word “dinosaur” in it. Weird.
In case you can’t wait three more days…
So help me God, if he lays a finger on Chris Pratt…
It would be too sexy for 90% of America.
Led the speculation run rampant in…3…2…1…
All these years and they still haven’t been able to create friendly dinosaurs. Ridiculous.
Throw some dirt on him. He’ll look like a bootlegger.
Chris Pratt turns on the angry, misogynist charm.
It turns out playing God with dinosaurs has a downside.
I don’t know if I would feel any safer if these guys were protecting my town.
They would have very pretty, charming babies.
It truly is a great day for fans of giant reptiles eating people.
Can this film shake its one-note gimmick and be good? They’re trying…
This makes a lot of sense.
Now I’m disappointed Chris Pratt isn’t playing Andy Dwyer in ‘Jurassic World’.
As well they should be.
He’ll likely play the sarcastic one that is not a raccoon.
The official trailer features a spinosaurus eating a shark, and human beings playing God with the usual disastrous results.
Hopefully the opening scene is a dinosaur eating that annoying hacker girl from the first one.
Maybe he’ll play a baker or something.
A very strange, inspired choice.