So help me God, if he lays a finger on Chris Pratt…
It would be too sexy for 90% of America.
Led the speculation run rampant in…3…2…1…
All these years and they still haven’t been able to create friendly dinosaurs. Ridiculous.
Throw some dirt on him. He’ll look like a bootlegger.
Chris Pratt turns on the angry, misogynist charm.
It turns out playing God with dinosaurs has a downside.
I don’t know if I would feel any safer if these guys were protecting my town.
They would have very pretty, charming babies.
It truly is a great day for fans of giant reptiles eating people.
Can this film shake its one-note gimmick and be good? They’re trying…
This makes a lot of sense.
Now I’m disappointed Chris Pratt isn’t playing Andy Dwyer in ‘Jurassic World’.
As well they should be.
He’ll likely play the sarcastic one that is not a raccoon.
The official trailer features a spinosaurus eating a shark, and human beings playing God with the usual disastrous results.
Hopefully the opening scene is a dinosaur eating that annoying hacker girl from the first one.
Maybe he’ll play a baker or something.
A very strange, inspired choice.
You’d be missing Fat Andy Dwyer anyway since ‘Parks and Rec is ending’.
Pretty soon, we’ll be able to make blockbuster films in a cardboard box with our phones.
Macklin, you son of a bitch.
Or maybe it’s just a picture.
Nice try, Lorne, but this still doesn’t make up for the firing of Brooks Wheelan.
We got your attention with the trifecta of “fat guy, mini-horse, and cursing,” didn’t we?
Any time you can incorporate cheap vodka into charity, you have to.
Chris Pratt: Karaoke Champ.
We’ll stop reporting on Chris Pratt when he stops being awesome.
Chris Pratt and Eminem need to star in a movie together immediately.
It seems that familiar isn’t always better.