This one will be like ‘Hunstman: The Move (featuring Snow White)’.
I’d had my suspicions, but wow.
For God’s sake, this film is terrible.
Either it’s his accent or ‘Thor 2′ is taking a more adult approach.
Here we have the first look at Ron Howard’s F1 racing drama, Rush. Based on the true story of the rivalry between English racer James Hunt and Austrian Niki Lauda, Chris…
Thor will save us all from cyber attacks.
Now with 60% less political tension.
Nine gazillion years later, the film finally sees release.
If you’re into that kind of thing.
It turns out that the studios didn’t want to offend China, lest they decide to boycott bootlegging the film.
That is one rugged huntsman.
The funnyman will be required to lose height for the role.
From Thor to huntsman to race car driver. Geez. We get it. You’re macho.
What took them so long?
The next logical progression in his career arc is a Hamas/Israeli conflict film.
He’ll be a miniature version of Al Swearengen.
They got Chris Hemsworth. Now they need to fill his mouth with words.
But will Ric Roman Waugh direct the movie… on fire?
Universal execs quotes as saying ‘First’!
Hemsworth was chosen to play the titular Huntsman in ‘Snow White and the Huntsman’, the 9 bazillionth ‘Snow White’ movie currently in development.
‘Cabin In The Woods’ and ‘Red Dawn’ also come up.
Or maybe he thinks he’s too good for it, like Viggo Mortensen.
Not enough memorable action sequences to make up for the contrived storyline.
These preview clips show us that Thor has a few key weaknesses: women with tasers, large security guards and sleepy medicine.
It takes Thor a surprisingly long time to knock out a security guard.
Thor has fought monsters, mutants and supervillains. In this clip, we see what kind of incredible firepower it takes to bring down the Thunder God… namely, a taser.
Maybe profile shots are coming out soon.
Excited to see Thor in 3D? How about Blur-O-Vision? New pics from the Kenneth Brannaugh directed movie are low on image quality, high on image cool-ity.
Not digging these new posters. They look like someone took perfectly good ‘Thor’ publicity stills and tried to make a few terrible Calvin Klein ads.
If you’re having an Asgard-attack, then we’ve got the inhaler for you: a brand new ‘Thor’ trailer.