Three years later, he still hadn't gotten those pants to fit correctly.
Watch Chris Farley Perform ‘Matt Foley’ Three Years Before His SNL Debut
Tuesday, February 18 by

“Diddley squat.”

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Chris Farley Stars In ‘Rob Ford: The Movie’
Friday, November 22 by

Truly gone before his time.

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Rob Ford Meets Chris Farley Mashup
Wednesday, November 20 by

Now that you mention it, I guess I can see the similarities…

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‘Tommy Boy’ Gag Reel
Monday, May 13 by

The fat guy’s little coat malfunctioned more often than the shark in ‘Jaws’.

I chose this picture because it looks like the movie is a book that Chris Farley authored.
The ‘Beverly Hills Ninja’ Sequel Starring David Hasselhoff That You Didn’t Know About Isn’t Getting Made
Friday, March 9 by

And now you know…

The Goonies discover Mikey's dad's old-fashioned porn.
In Honor Of Columbus Day: 7 Great Movie Explorers
Monday, October 10 by

They all deserve their own paid work holidays.

David Spade and DirecTV Resurrect Chris Farley
Monday, October 26 by

  Chris Farley & David Spade Direct TV Commercial – Watch more Funny Videos Direct TV has a new ad that re-creates the "Fat Guy In A Little Coat" scene from Tommy Boy. Many feel the ad is in poor taste given Chris Farley's sad end and are appalled that David Spade would take part. However, in Spade's defense the cable provider did get the consent of the Farley family before he accepted all that blood money. Regardless of your stance on the ethics of advertising, I think that the real lesson here is that life is fleeting and can be torn away from us at any time. Like so many little coats. [Asylum] Get a good look at the butcher's ass by shoving your head up these links:  7 Best Maury Povich Paternity Result Reactions (HolyTaco) Mark Sanchez Sneaks A Sideline Hot Dog (TotalProSports) Courage Wolf, Advice You Can Count On (TheChive) Brett Ratner's Girlfriend In Playboy (FilmDrunk) 15 Horrifying Baby Halloween Costumes (SuperTremendous) The Stink Of The Adam Sandler Curse (Pajiba) Miranda Kerr Poses On A Rooftop (CelebJihad) A Collection of Videos That Make Fun Of Michael Bay (Unreality) Political Halloween Costumes (Asylum) 10 Naughty NSFW Pumpkin Pics (RegretfulMorning) 5 Performance Driving Moves To Lose Cops (MadeMan) Earnhardt Losing Streak Reaches 53 (AllLeftTurns) Woman Pulls Whole Shelf Of Alchohol On Herself (NothingToxic) The Greatest Action Movie That Never Was (Atom)

WHAT’S ON TV TONIGHT: WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 19th, 2009
Wednesday, August 19 by

A sh*t ton of kids, explosions, muscular women, a boa constrictor, and clown tears. Tonight's TV Preview is my 12th birthday all over again.CHECK OUT WHAT TO WATCH AFTER THE JUMPNOTE: ALL TIMES EASTERN AND PACIFIC!!!