Screen Junkies » child murderers http://www.screenjunkies.com Movie Reviews & TV Show Reviews Thu, 28 Aug 2014 18:33:55 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Enough Killer Children To Swear You Off Of Parenthood Forever http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/watch-enough-killer-children-to-swear-you-off-of-parenthood-forever/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/watch-enough-killer-children-to-swear-you-off-of-parenthood-forever/#comments Fri, 08 Apr 2011 18:55:54 +0000 Dave Horwitz http://www.screenjunkies.com/?post_type=Video&p=206169 Cold blooded murder has never been so adorable.

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To coincide with the release of Joe Wright‘s little-blonde-girl-assassin movie Hanna (in theaters now), Vulture put together a montage of disturbing child murderers! It’s actually kind of hypnotic to watch, strangely enough. You’d think it’d make ovaries shrivel up and sperm start swimming the other way, but I don’t know, it’s kind of making me want to raise a little rugrat of my own. A little ball of joy to coddle and teach to ride a bike, and how to hold an icepick. It’s all in the angle, you see. You raise that thing high enough above your head, and you’ve got a deadl weapon! Any lower and you’re just going to maim. This heartwarming montage contains clips from Children Of The Corn all the way to Orphan. And if you’re going to complain that Orphan isn’t a good example, you’re even more of a nerd than me, AND you just helped spoil the ending of a terrible movie. (Vulture)

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