MILLENNIUM FALCON FOUND AT BOTTOM OF BALTIC SEA!!!

Penn Collins — Wed, 01 Feb 2012 19:56:19 +0000

A group of treasure hunters (sweet) were presumably hunting for treasure when they came across what is definitely the Star Wars vessel the Millenium Falcon on the floor of the Baltic Sea between Sweden and Finland. In related news, that’s almost exactly where I told people it would be. I was telling people that I thought it would be very near the coast of Denmark, which it pretty much is.

The item that is absolutely the Millenium Falcon is thought to be 197 feet wide and is submerged in 250 feet of water, with track marks of upturned sea floor 1,600 feet long, indicating that the object crashed. You know, like a spaceship would.

Many are speculating what could be inside the Millennium Falcon, but I’ll save everyone from the suspense. You’re going to find a regular-sized skeleton wearing a black vest and a giant skeleton with a bandolier over its left shoulder.

With that mystery solved, we should probably get to work on cloning them, no?

Take The ‘Is That Patti Stanger Or Chewbacca’ Challenge

Wookie Johnson — Mon, 26 Sep 2011 21:04:05 +0000

Is that Patti Stanger or Chewbacca? This question has plagued mankind ever since The Millionaire Matchmaker was unleashed onto the public three years ago. A recent poll showed that more than 40% of Americans are under the mistaken impression that the beloved Star Wars Wookiee has converted to Judaism and is hosting his own shitty dating show on Bravo. In order to clear up the confusion, we did some research, and discovered that with a little practice, it is possible to tell The Millionaire Matchmaker’s Patti Stanger apart from Chewbacca. And if we can do it, so can you. Take the quiz below, and you’ll be on your way….

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MILLENNIUM FALCON FOUND AT BOTTOM OF BALTIC SEA!!!

Take The ‘Is That Patti Stanger Or Chewbacca’ Challenge