The 8 Greatest Movie Bartenders
Thursday, March 8 by Houlihan Macaco

Why is it that the unsung heroes in many movies are the bartenders? Some of the coolest movie characters are supplying all the drinks for the supposedly cooler characters. It's…

How'd you manage that, ¡Rob!? You bastard!
The 11 Most Mismatched Couples In Sitcom History
Thursday, January 12 by

How did ¡Rob! manage to score that?

Review: ‘Machete’
Thursday, September 2 by

Machete R, 105 min., 2010 Cast: Danny Trejo, Jessica Alba, Michelle Rodriguez, Jeff Fahey, Cheech Marin with Don Johnson, Lindsay Lohan, Steven Seagal, and Robert DeNiro Directed by Robert Rodriguez…

New ‘Machete’ Red Band Trailer Delivers Serious Head Trauma
Tuesday, August 31 by

If this new red band trailer for Machete doesn’t convince you to see the film this Friday then I’m afraid there’s nothing more I can do. My goodness gracious, the…

‘Machete’ Trailer Pretty Much Kicks All Ass
Thursday, July 8 by

The new Machete trailer has slashed its way onto the Internetz. We last saw an "illegal" trailer released on Cinco de Mayo which got me amped, but this new one makes me want to punch a cinder block just so I can feel like a man. It's like producer Robert Rodriquez and director Ethan Maniquis took all the things that zip through a male's brain on a daily basis and cramed them into one movie with Jeff Fahey. Not that I don't like Jeff Fahey, I just can't say he's on my mind that often. At least you'll never get me to admit it here… Machete rips theaters a new asshole Labor Day Weekend, September 3rd. Check out the trailer after the jump.