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Charlotte Ross

Reza F. — Fri, 25 Feb 2011 18:59:07 +0000

It’s hard to say exactly what role Charlotte Ross will play in Drive Angry 3D, but we do know she’ll tangle with Nic Cage in a cheap motel room at one point or another. Ross got her start in the late 1980s with a role on “Days of Our Lives” and hasn’t strayed too far from television since then. She’s done bit parts on “Married With Children“, “Birdland”, “ER”, and “Frasier” among other notable series. In 2003 a role on “NYPD Blue” that called for her to show her bare buttocks on television caused a stir among censorship fogies, resulting in FCC fines of $27,500 for each of the 52 ABC stations that broadcast the contentious episode. How risque.

A word from Charlotte: “I’d rather go naked than wear fur.”

NSFW: Nic Cage Bangs Charlotte Ross

Wookie Johnson — Fri, 14 Jan 2011 22:33:07 +0000

Normally I wouldn’t be a proponent of watching Nicolas Cage bang anything but this clip from Drive Angry 3D has some redeeming factors.

For one, Nic Cage remains clothed. So that’s a relief. Why? Because he never disrobes before a gunfight. Note: all the best gunfighters don’t disrobe before their gunfights. That’s like Gunfighting 101.

The gunfight itself isn’t all that spectacular and pales compared to the gunfighting while humping scene in Shoot ‘Em Up. What does make this clip awesome however is the fact that Nic Cage’s character smokes a cigar and chugs whiskey while in the act. That’s baller right there. Also, boobs. The boobs help make this clip awesome too. (via Horror Yearbook)