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5 Greatest Moments In The History Of ‘Two And A Half Men’
Friday, February 25 by

Since it looks like we won’t be seeing new episodes of “Two and a Half Men” any time soon, if ever (fingers crossed) we decided that now would be a great time to take a look back fondly at the five greatest “Two and a Half Men” moments. Yes, it was difficult, but we actually found five.

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Charlie Sheen Could Cost The World Another ‘Major League’ Sequel
Friday, February 25 by

I think we can go ahead and mark down the CEO of Morgan Creek on Charlie Sheen’s “Pussy List.”

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‘Two And A Half Men’ Season Over Cause Charlie Sheen Called Chuck Lorre A Pussy!
Thursday, February 24 by

Calling a dude a “pussy” is funny, but when doing so possibly ends the run of a terrible, yet somehow endlessly successful TV sitcom – that’s hilarious.

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Charlie Sheen Calls Thomas Jefferson A Pussy
Thursday, February 24 by

GO CHARLIE, GO!

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Sheen Wants You To Commit Acts Of Terrorism For ‘Major League 3′
Tuesday, February 22 by

Charlie Sheen thinks he should be paid more to do ‘Major League 3′.

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Sheen To Pay ‘Two And A Half Men’ Crew For Hiatus. How Much For Permanent Hiatus?
Thursday, February 10 by

Charlie Sheen is going to help the crew… sort of.

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Sheen Plans TV Return In February, Strip Club Return In April
Thursday, February 3 by

Charlie Sheen’s reps believe one and a half men will become “Two and a Half Men” again by late February. Damn it, we were just beginning to enjoy the “Men”-lessness.

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Charlie Sheen Escape From Rehab Game
Tuesday, February 1 by

It’s pretty self-explanatory. Help guide Sheen the hell outta rehab before those quacks sober him up. Never let the partying stop!

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Golden Globe Producers Love To Be Punished
Tuesday, February 1 by

Looks like the Hollywood Foreign Press Association likes a little tough talk, don’t they? Despite the outrage caused by Ricky Gervais’s roasting of the Golden Globes attendees, they’ve asked him to host a third time.

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Charlie Sheen Going To Rehab For Some Reason
Friday, January 28 by

Charlie Sheen’s wise decision to check himself into rehab has a silver lining. Production has been shut down on “Two and a Half Men” until further notice.

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Charlie Sheen Almost Broke His Funnybone
Friday, January 28 by

We knew that Charlie Sheen would have some bullsh*t excuse for his trip to the emergency room yesterday morning. But we didn’t know it would be this bullsh*t.

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9 Excuses We’re About to Hear from Charlie Sheen’s Publicist
Thursday, January 27 by

Charlie Sheen’s publicist has confirmed that the actor is in the hospital with severe abdominal pains after partaking in a 36-hour cocaine binge. Something tells me that said publicist will probably have a different story to tell.

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SHEEN WATCH: Charlie Rushed To The Hospital
Thursday, January 27 by

The star of ‘Two And a Half Men’ was rushed to LA area hospital Cedars-Sinai with stomach pains early this morning.

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Better Drinking Buddy: Sheen or Sutherland?
Friday, January 14 by

We don’t always agree on the happenings in the entertainment community, and we like to make our beefs public. Would you rather spend a night out on the town with Charlie Sheen or Kiefer Sutherland? Staying in is not an option. Fight!

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CBS Totally Partially Concerned About Charlie Sheen’s Well-Being
Friday, January 14 by

The playa haters at CBS and Warner Bros still want to get “Two and a Half Men” star Charlie Sheen cleaned up. Problem is, how do you clean Charlie Sheen up?

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In Defense Of Charlie Sheen
Wednesday, January 12 by

Charlie Sheen is having drunken orgies with porn stars and still getting to work on time. That’s not rock bottom. That’s god damned impressive.

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Warner Bros and CBS Pair Up To Clean Charlie Sheen
Tuesday, January 11 by

Charlie Sheen had a cooler weekend than you, and now his bosses at Warner Brothers and CBS are worried he’s not going to show up to work on “Two and a Half Men.”

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Owen Wilson Dead. Not!
Wednesday, December 29 by

Apparently there was a rumor going around Twitter today that Owen Wilson had tragically pulled a Sonny Bono in Switzerland. I must not follow @gullible.

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10 Truthful Golden Globe Nominee Reactions
Tuesday, December 14 by

Everyone knows that the Golden Globes are a joke, so why not have some joke quotes to go with them? Here are ten truthful celebrity reactions we’d like to have seen.

Charlie Sheen Pulls A Charlie Sheen In New York Hotel
Tuesday, October 26 by

"Check please!"
Don't ask Charlie Sheen about his vacation, you guys. Let's just say, "It was relaxing." Relaxing meaning he had an allergic reaction to some medicine that caused him to strip naked, scream at the top of his lungs, trash a room in New York's famed Plaza Hotel, and cause a naked prostitute to seek shelter in the closet. He also checked out Ground Zero.
So you'd be right to assume that he's in a lot of trouble. Except that you'd be wrong. TV's highest paid star is walking away scott-free from the entire incident.
"…as of now Sheen will not face any criminal charges for trashing his room at New York's venerable Plaza Hotel. The hotel hasn't come forward to lodge any complaint against the star, either."
What do you have to do to offend the Plaza? Show your **** to Eloise? (E!)

Start Your Weekend Off Right with a ‘Dead Hooker in a Trunk’
Friday, July 9 by

I don't have to tell you that nothing says fun like a trunk full of dead hookers. Just ask Charlie Sheen or Ellen Degeneres. Now comes word that a crafty pair of Canadian filmmakers are hoping to capitalize on this universal premise with their new, aptly named film, Dead Hooker in a Trunk. Written, directed, and produced by identical twin sisters Jen and Sylvia Soska, the film chronicles four improbable friends who find themselves in possession of a dead hooker. What the film seems to lack in regard to acting quality and production values it more than makes up for with a cool title and the hope of female nudity. Plus, if it does well at the box office, I'm hopeful that Dead Hooker in a Trunk 3D may be in the cards. (Dread Central) Check out the Dead Hooker in a Trunk trailer as well as a funny promotional video after the jump.

Charlie Sheen Back to the Minors with a ‘Major League’ Sequel?
Wednesday, June 23 by

Will Charlie Sheen be back for another installment of Major League? He will if David S. Ward has his way. The writer/director behind the first three films has penned a sequel focusing on Sheen's character, Wild Thing. “Wild Thing comes out of retirement to work with this 19-year-old player. We’ve actually got three new characters in the new film. And if the new film is popular, they could carry the franchise on.” Since he's one of the highest paid actors on television, Sheen should have more money than God, or at least one of those out-of-work Greek gods. But considering his current legal troubles and the fact that he recently did a series of underwear ads, I think there's a good chance we'll be seeing Major League 4 in the not-to-distant future. (/Film)

Charlie Sheen Expected To Serve Jail Time
Tuesday, June 1 by

"So then I sez to her, I can pay to have you killed."People is reporting that Charlie Sheen will serve a minimum of fifteen days in jail for chasing his wife with a knife on Christmas Eve and threatening to kill her. That hardly seems fair. IT WAS CHRISTMAS. The most stressful time of year. Who here hasn't wanted/tried to kill their girlfriend/wife/sorority-girls-who-now-inhabit-your-childhood-home during the Christmas season? If you don't raise your hand, you're a liar.But don't worry. Charlie's time in the pokey won't prevent him from earning a multi-million dollar paycheck for spouting off lame sexual euphemisms before canned gasps, chuckles, and wolf whistles. The plea deal will allow him to serve his time before "Two and a Half Men's" shooting schedule reconvenes. Thank God! Not the real God that we all love. One of those sinister evil ones.

Charlie Sheen’s Salary is Worth Two and a Half Myanmars
Wednesday, May 19 by

Charlie Sheen has problems. You have problems. Charlie Sheen drinks too much. You drink too much. Charlie Sheen has a shitty job. You have a shitty job. Charlie Sheen could make as much as $100 million dollars over the next two years for filming "Two and a Half Men." You'll be lucky if they make you an example in a "Faces of Meth" poster. Sheen's upfront salary is pegged at right around $1.25 million per seg, not the $1.8 million-$1.9 million previously reported ( Daily Variety , May 18). But Sheen's sizable profit participation stake in "Men" has sources close to the deal pegging the value of the additional 48 episodes at as much as $100 million to the thesp. With this new contract, Sheen's net worth is probably higher than the GDP of some third-world countries. Of course, that's assuming he hasn't blown most of it on hookers and blow, which he most certainly has. But this cash might be just what Sheen needs to find out the truth about September 11th. In fact, if you're reading, Charlie, I happen to have some information about the real culprit. His name starts with an "O" and ends with an "ama." For a million dollars, I'll clue you in on the missing letters. (Variety)

Charlie Sheen Returns to ‘Two and a Half Men’
Tuesday, May 18 by

"We're not done until you retrieve my stash."Charlie Sheen fans can stop sending dead hookers and porn stars to CBS offices, because Poppa Bear is coming home!! The highest paid man on television announced that he will return to his shit show "Two and a Half Men," and has signed a contract that forces him to have to watch this thing awkwardly morph into a lesbian over the next two years:"To put a fitting end on the two and one-half months of whirlwind speculation, I'm looking forward to returning to my CBS home on Monday nights," said Sheen in a statement released last night. You see what he did there? The show is called "Two and a Half Men" and he said "two and one-half months." Someone please jam a great big adrenaline needle into my heart before my lungs collapse from over-LOLing. (People)

Nobody Wants Credit for Jon Cryer’s Assassination
Friday, February 26 by

"Let me in!! I'm being MURDERED!!!"Jon Cryer must be a really good husband because it seems his ex-wife doesn't want to share him with the world. Earlier this year, an episode of Two and a Half Men was taped without a studio audience because Jon Cryer feared his ex-wife hired an assassin to kill him. Thus, depriving us of the most interesting thing that could possibly happen in that studio. I ask you this, does this look like the face of a woman who dreams of murder?Well, she doesn't think so. Here's her side of the story:Trigger’s lawyer claims on December 21, 2009, Trigger told her that her ex-boyfriend, Eddie Sanchez, had said he was going to kill Cryer and Trigger’s estranged husband, David Dickey.Trigger’s lawyer became so alarmed she contacted lawyers for both Cryer and Dickey. On January 10, Dickey confronted Sanchez. According to legal docs, “Mr. Sanchez not only flatly denied making such a statement, but he said that it was [Sarah Trigger] who had contacted him on numerous occasions, stating that she wanted to see the pair [Cryer and Dickey] dead, and even asking Mr. Sanchez if he would kill the pair, or if he would not, inquiring whether she could speak with Mr. Sanchez’s father about this issue.” Sounds scary and stressful for Cryer. If he had any smarts he would disguise himself as a teenager and hide out at his nephew's high school immediately. (TMZ)