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Hugh Grant Walks Away From ‘Two And A Half Men’ Talks, Mumbles Affably
Wednesday, May 11 by

Hugh Grant decided that he and Charlie share a similar enough history as it is.

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WB Wants Everyone To Know That They’re Done With Charlie Sheen
Thursday, April 14 by

I don’t want to alarm anyone, but Charlie Sheen may have made statements that are hyperbolic/exaggerated.

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Most Successful Father-Son Acting Duos Of All Time
Monday, April 4 by

Are Will and Jaden Smith the most successful father-son acting duo of all time? Not, yet, but sadly, it won’t be that hard for them to claim the title.

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Charlie Sheen To Open A Pet Shop With Greg Proops
Thursday, March 31 by

He’s guest starring on “Drew Carey’s Improv-A-Ganza,” where he’ll also probably call Colin Mochrie a pussy.

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Charlie Sheen’s Kooky Catchphrase Tour Adds New US Cities And Canada
Thursday, March 17 by

The Insanity Express is starting to shape up. Sheen and his extremely frustrated lawyers have added 12 new stops to his one-man show across the US and Canada.

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Charlie Sheen Bringing His Insanity To Your Home Town
Friday, March 11 by

His touring one-man show is called “Charlie Sheen LIVE: My Violent Torpedo of Truth.” I assume the tour is sponsored by Tiger Blood.

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John Stamos Does Not Care To Wear Sheen’s Bowler Shirt
Friday, March 11 by

John Stamos does not wish to be the highest paid actor on television. He’s got his own money, thank you. Money he earned through hard work, good hygiene, and laughing at Dave Coulier’s jokes.

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Charlie Sheen’s House Raided By Cops, Which Makes Sense
Thursday, March 10 by

The LAPD are at Charlie Sheen’s house right now. No, they’re not there for the tiger blood.

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Trollgate ’11: Jon Cryer Outs Himself As “Troll” To Conan
Thursday, March 10 by

If you’ve seen Jon Cryer under a bridge, it’s not cause he’s hiding from a crazed Charlie Sheen. Here’s Cryer’s video confession.

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Charlie Sheen: Vatican Assassin Warlock Game
Thursday, March 10 by

It’s almost as addicting as the drug Charlie Sheen.

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Rob Lowe’s Not Ditching ‘Parks’ For ‘Men’ Any Time Soon
Thursday, March 10 by

Rob Lowe ain’t goin’ nowhere!

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Maybe Rob Lowe Should Replace Charlie Sheen, Muses Charlie Sheen
Wednesday, March 9 by

Charlie Sheen has let it be known that he has chosen a successor.

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Sheen The Warlock Slays Evil Execs In New Weirdcast
Tuesday, March 8 by

In the new episode of his “Sheen’s Korner” web series, Sheen gave his audience what they wanted: craziness, somewhat higher production values, and more craziness.

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Charlie Sheen Replacement List: Who Is Sheen’s Next Twitter Target?
Tuesday, March 8 by

A few other actors who have a chance at “winning” a lead on “Two and a Half Men.” The list includes John Stamos, Martin Sheen and… Heather Locklear?

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Roseanne Speaks Up On Sheen While Poor Jon Cryer Gets Blasted By The Man Himself
Tuesday, March 8 by

Make no mistake, Jon Cryer is 100% bastard. At least that’s what Sheen says, and he appears pretty credible these days.

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Great, Now The Charlie Sheen Auto-Tune Is Stuck In My Head
Tuesday, March 8 by

Just when I thought I was out…

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5 Actors (Besides Charlie Sheen) Who Pissed Away A Hit TV Show
Monday, March 7 by

When it comes to pissing away a hit TV show, Sheen is in good company. Well, replace the word “good” with “stupid,” and you’ll be on the right track.

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Sheen Fired From ‘Two and a Half Men’, Cryer And Fat Kid Remain
Monday, March 7 by

In shocking and troubling news, Charlie Sheen has been fired from “Two and a Half Men.”

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100 Thousand People Wanted To Watch Charlie Sheen On The Internet
Sunday, March 6 by

Charlie Sheen is wasting our attention.

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Spike TV’s Animated Charlie Sheen Special Ends The Internet
Friday, March 4 by

Spike TV has partnered with Taiwanese company NMA to bring us a 30 minute special featuring CGI Charlie Sheen scenes (or “scheens” to use the abbreviation).

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Rumor Alert: Sheen And Reznor To Try Acting Again?
Thursday, March 3 by

Trent Reznor might return to acting, and Charlie Sheen might continue acting… crazy.

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Links Away: An Ode To Charlie Sheen
Wednesday, March 2 by

Who better to pen the definitive Charlie Sheen rap ballad than a white guy in a hipster scarf?

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Blink Your Brain, Bear
Wednesday, March 2 by

His simple program changes lives.

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Chuck Lorre Is Out This Bitch
Tuesday, March 1 by

Chuck Lorre just quit the “pukefest that everyone worships” via a rambling, humorless vanity card. His style is consistent if nothing else.

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The Craziest Charlie Sheen Quotes So Far
Monday, February 28 by

From the morning talk shows, to TMZ, to E! Online, “Good-Time Charlie” has been regaling the common man with tales of his wondrous lifestyle, while at the same time, delivering violent warnings to his enemies.

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Uncle Jesse Being Courted To Replace Uncle Charlie On ‘Men’
Monday, February 28 by

John Stamos is being courted by Les Moonves to step in as Charlie Sheen’s replacement on “Two and a Half Men.”

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Charlie Sheen Wants CBS To Lick His Feet
Monday, February 28 by

Naturally.

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Sheen Continues Making Threats From His Island
Friday, February 25 by

Charles Sheen’s descent into madness from his tropical island paradise continues.

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Leaked ‘Two And A Half Men’ Finale Wraps Everything Up In A Neat, Little Package
Friday, February 25 by

CBS foresaw the problem potential of hanging the livelihoods of hundreds on a raving madman and decided to get a series finale in the can in case of Sheenmergency.

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5 Greatest Moments In The History Of ‘Two And A Half Men’
Friday, February 25 by

Since it looks like we won’t be seeing new episodes of “Two and a Half Men” any time soon, if ever (fingers crossed) we decided that now would be a great time to take a look back fondly at the five greatest “Two and a Half Men” moments. Yes, it was difficult, but we actually found five.