The gist of Kimmel’s stand-up routine was: our network sucks, but other networks suck too. So… give us your money?
Let the inevitable Twitter battle begin.
Hugh Grant decided that he and Charlie share a similar enough history as it is.
I don’t want to alarm anyone, but Charlie Sheen may have made statements that are hyperbolic/exaggerated.
Are Will and Jaden Smith the most successful father-son acting duo of all time? Not, yet, but sadly, it won’t be that hard for them to claim the title.
He’s guest starring on “Drew Carey’s Improv-A-Ganza,” where he’ll also probably call Colin Mochrie a pussy.
The Insanity Express is starting to shape up. Sheen and his extremely frustrated lawyers have added 12 new stops to his one-man show across the US and Canada.
His touring one-man show is called “Charlie Sheen LIVE: My Violent Torpedo of Truth.” I assume the tour is sponsored by Tiger Blood.
John Stamos does not wish to be the highest paid actor on television. He’s got his own money, thank you. Money he earned through hard work, good hygiene, and laughing at Dave Coulier’s jokes.
The LAPD are at Charlie Sheen’s house right now. No, they’re not there for the tiger blood.
If you’ve seen Jon Cryer under a bridge, it’s not cause he’s hiding from a crazed Charlie Sheen. Here’s Cryer’s video confession.
It’s almost as addicting as the drug Charlie Sheen.
Rob Lowe ain’t goin’ nowhere!
Charlie Sheen has let it be known that he has chosen a successor.
In the new episode of his “Sheen’s Korner” web series, Sheen gave his audience what they wanted: craziness, somewhat higher production values, and more craziness.
A few other actors who have a chance at “winning” a lead on “Two and a Half Men.” The list includes John Stamos, Martin Sheen and… Heather Locklear?
Make no mistake, Jon Cryer is 100% bastard. At least that’s what Sheen says, and he appears pretty credible these days.
Just when I thought I was out…
When it comes to pissing away a hit TV show, Sheen is in good company. Well, replace the word “good” with “stupid,” and you’ll be on the right track.
In shocking and troubling news, Charlie Sheen has been fired from “Two and a Half Men.”
Charlie Sheen is wasting our attention.
Spike TV has partnered with Taiwanese company NMA to bring us a 30 minute special featuring CGI Charlie Sheen scenes (or “scheens” to use the abbreviation).
Trent Reznor might return to acting, and Charlie Sheen might continue acting… crazy.
Who better to pen the definitive Charlie Sheen rap ballad than a white guy in a hipster scarf?
His simple program changes lives.
Chuck Lorre just quit the “pukefest that everyone worships” via a rambling, humorless vanity card. His style is consistent if nothing else.
From the morning talk shows, to TMZ, to E! Online, “Good-Time Charlie” has been regaling the common man with tales of his wondrous lifestyle, while at the same time, delivering violent warnings to his enemies.
John Stamos is being courted by Les Moonves to step in as Charlie Sheen’s replacement on “Two and a Half Men.”
Charles Sheen’s descent into madness from his tropical island paradise continues.