Screen Junkies » Charles Bronson http://www.screenjunkies.com Movie Reviews & TV Show Reviews Sun, 30 Nov 2014 23:54:52 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 ‘The Ultimate Charles Bronson Movie Trailer’ Brings All The Justice http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/the-ultimate-charles-bronson-movie-trailer-brings-all-the-justice/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/the-ultimate-charles-bronson-movie-trailer-brings-all-the-justice/#comments Wed, 13 Aug 2014 20:19:02 +0000 Wookie Johnson http://www.screenjunkies.com/?post_type=video&p=264154 He's the one man who can do what the police can't.

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This supercut of Charles Bronson movie trailers reveal that he just kept making the same movie over and over and over again proving he was the Liam Neeson of his generation.

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This Awesome 1970′s Cologne Commercial Urges You To Smell More Like Charles Bronson http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/this-awesome-1970s-cologne-commercial-urges-you-to-smell-more-like-charles-bronson/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/this-awesome-1970s-cologne-commercial-urges-you-to-smell-more-like-charles-bronson/#comments Tue, 02 Jul 2013 18:53:45 +0000 Penn Collins http://www.screenjunkies.com/?post_type=video&p=255593 It smells like formaldehyde and mesquite, I'm guessing.

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This just sorta popped up on the feed, and it’s worth your attention. Using Charles Bronson to sell anything is pretty funny, as the man seemed to be so no-nonsense as to make the audience 100% uncomfortable.

Here, he’s schilling something called Mandom, which sounds like a category on Pornhub, but is probably just an ill-advised attempt at making cologne seem really masculine. As though Charles Bronson’s involvement alone wouldn’t take care of that.

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Joe Carnahan Has A ‘Death Wish’ As In That’s The Next Film He’s Directing http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/joe-carnahan-has-a-death-wish-as-in-thats-the-next-film-hes-directing/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/joe-carnahan-has-a-death-wish-as-in-thats-the-next-film-hes-directing/#comments Mon, 30 Jan 2012 16:01:30 +0000 Wookie Johnson http://www.screenjunkies.com/?p=244016 Charles Bronson versus wolves?

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The success of The Grey has ensured that Joe Carnahan will still be allowed to make movies. What’s next on his plate? Today brings news that he’s been hired to remake the classic Charles Bronson action film, Death Wish.

Scott Free Productions have brought him back to put his own explosive touch on the tale of an architect who turns into a bloodthirsty vigilante after the rape and murder of his wife, and severe beating of his daughter. No casting has been announced yet, but it only makes sense that Joe would want to reteam with Liam Neeson. He’s good at punching people and animals, and won’t turn down a role. However, if they want to stay true to the original, they should cast someone short and older who wouldn’t naturally be pegged as the tough type. Someone get Jerry Stiller on the phone. (The Playlist)

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‘Mechanic’ Red Band Trailer Features Nipples, F-Bombs http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/jason-statham-stars-in-the-red-band-trailer-for-the-mechanic/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/jason-statham-stars-in-the-red-band-trailer-for-the-mechanic/#comments Tue, 04 Jan 2011 01:42:36 +0000 Jame Gumb http://www.screenjunkies.com/?post_type=Video&p=14049 Unlike the lame trailer you already saw, this new red band version has f-bombs and nipples. And I'm not talking about guy nipples; I'm talking about the good kind.

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Think you’ve already seen the trailer for Jason Statham’s new film, The Mechanic? Think again! Unlike the lame trailer you already saw, this new red band version has f-bombs and nipples. And I’m not talking about guy nipples; I’m talking about the good kind.

For those of you who don’t already know, The Mechanic is a remake of a 1972 Charles Bronson film of the same. The plot follows the exploits of a hit man as he does what hit men do. People are thrown from moving vehicles, old men are drown in swimming pools, and one guy even gets stabbed with a fishing spear. Also, there are date-rape jokes. All-and-all, it seems to be a well-balanced film.

The Mechanic hits theaters January 28th.

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Links Away: Charles Bronson Kills Hipsters http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/links-away-charles-bronson-kills-hipsters/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/links-away-charles-bronson-kills-hipsters/#comments Wed, 24 Nov 2010 00:40:25 +0000 Col. Longshanks http://www.screenjunkies.com/?post_type=Video&p=9091 In a city full of elitist assholes, only one man has enough balls to protect its citizens from their apathetic tirades. That's not a vintage coat. It's a right now coat, dirty hipster.

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In a city full of elitist assholes, only one man has enough balls to protect its citizens from their apathetic tirades. That’s not a vintage coat. It’s a right now coat, dirty hipster. (FilmDrunk)

These links are in no way ironic.

Fastest Burglary Ever (Asylum)

Local Smokeshow of the Day (BarstoolSports)

Fou Rubber Matches That Absolutely Need to Happen (CagePotato)

25 Girls in Body Paint (HolyTaco)

Angelina Jolie’s Directing Debut Sounds a Tad Pretentious (FilmDrunk)

Colin Firth, Helena Bonham Carter on The King’s Speech (MovieFone)

Olivia Wilde Takes it Off (CelebJihad)

Witness the Overwhelming Retardedness of the ‘Mortal Kombat‘ Cartoon (Unreality)

Lewis Black Hates Christmas (Maxim)

Vintage Tees for a New Era (MadeMan)

20 Things That Will Not End Well (Smosh)

Frozen Fisticuffs of the Night (TotalProSports)

Slayer Takes on Christmas (TuVez)

Wait, You’re Not Gonna Touch My Junk? Why Not? (Pajiba)

Daniel Radcliffe Calls Himself ‘Harry’ During Interview (PopEater)

12 Video Game Characters With Eating Disorders (Ranker)

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Bronson http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/films/bronson/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/films/bronson/#comments Tue, 21 Jul 2009 23:45:07 +0000 Reza F. Director: Nicolas Winding RefnCast: Tom HardySynopsis: A young man who was sentenced to 7 years on prison for robbing a post office ends up spending 30 years in solitary confinement. During this time, his own personality is supplanted by his alter ego, Charles Bronson.

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Director: Nicolas Winding Refn

Cast: Tom Hardy

Synopsis: A young man who was sentenced to 7 years on prison for robbing a post office ends up spending 30 years in solitary confinement. During this time, his own personality is supplanted by his alter ego, Charles Bronson.

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