It’s all I can see.
The only limit to the sequels is how high the movie execs can count.
Jonah Hill and Channing Tatum are back at it again. Having arguments, getting in gunfights, and having sex with minors. And when they’re not busy doing that, they’re starring opposite one another in ’22 Jump Street’.
Channing Tatum stars as a hero elf. Seriously.
Don’t forget about acting, Channing.
It’s like ‘Die Hard’ for dumbasses. Let’s call it ‘Read Hard’.
Thanks goodness they added that!
Coming Soon. For real this time.
Fall in love all over again. Or for the first time, if you haven’t seen this.
Geez. That’s too bad.
Director: Michael Sucsy Cast: Rachel McAdams, Channing Tatum, Sam Neil Synopsis: A car accident puts Paige (McAdams) in a coma, and when she wakes up with severe memory loss, her husband Leo (Tatum)…
If you look closely, you might be able to see Channing Tatum.
Are we ready for the comedic advent of Channing Tatum?
Unlike Shia, some of them won!!
Quick! Get the second-most improbable actor’s agent on the phone.
A little of that Ray Stevenson feeling, please.
Pettyfer will star in Steven Soderbergh’s ‘Magic Mike’, about two male stripper friends. Nothing bonds two dudes like women stuffing dollar bills into their speedos.
Strip! Strip! Strip!
One role? You’ll have to try harder than that, Dave.
Comedian Rob Riggle (‘The Daily Show’) is ready to torment some kids. Or rather, cops pretending to be kids. Or rather… something. We’ll see.
A Caltech research team has proven that Channing Tatum will be over 9,000 times sexier than this Peter Pan.
This is the fault of everyone who stood by while the cast of ‘GI Joe: The Rise of Cobra’ were mercilessly bullied.
Every hero has a backstory, and apparently, Peter Pan does too. His secret? He’s Channing Tatum.
My Man ‘Friday’ has more projects in the pipeline. He’s in talks to star in ’21 Jump Street’ and he’s driving around town with his car-related directing vehicle.
Perhaps the nonsense would be okay if there were some impressive battles to speak of, but the action is terrible.
Good thing he didn’t completely oversell it.
I can’t decide if it’s the mustaches or Al Pacino shouting his lines that make this look like Generic Cop Movie 2011 Edition.