Screen Junkies » celebrity commercial http://www.screenjunkies.com Movie Reviews & TV Show Reviews Wed, 17 Sep 2014 01:59:03 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Claymation Machete Loves Iced Tea http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/claymation-machete-loves-iced-tea/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/claymation-machete-loves-iced-tea/#comments Tue, 04 Jan 2011 17:35:14 +0000 Col. Longshanks http://www.screenjunkies.com/?post_type=Video&p=14107 Machete may not text, but he does shill ice tea. In this commercial for Lipton Brisk, a claymation Machete, voiced by Danny Trejo, summarizes the entire plot of his movie in one minute.

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Machete may not text, but he does shill ice tea. In this commercial for Lipton Brisk, a claymatio Machete, voiced by Danny Trejo, summarizes the entire plot of his movie in one minute. It’s an extremely brisk tale indeed. I wonder why they bothered gumming up the story with another 90 minutes of repetitive action. The only problem I see with this advertisement is its focus. Is it selling Machete on Blu-ray, iced tea, or both? And who is it appealing to? Mexicans, old women, or fanboys? Don Draper would have never let this happen. (ThePlaylist)

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Links Away: Guillermo Del Toro Is a Gassy Werewolf http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/links-away-guillermo-del-toro-is-a-gassy-werewolf/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/links-away-guillermo-del-toro-is-a-gassy-werewolf/#comments Tue, 04 Jan 2011 01:46:25 +0000 Reza F. http://www.screenjunkies.com/?post_type=Video&p=14001 Everyone’s got to start somewhere. For visionary director Guillermo Del Toro, somewhere was the set of a Mexican Alka-Seltzer commercial back in 1991.

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Everyone’s got to start somewhere. For visionary director Guillermo del Toro, somewhere was the set of a Mexican Alka-Seltzer commercial back in 1991. He directed and also starred in the commercial as a fresh-faced young lad with gas issues. Not quite as riveting as Pan’s Labyrinth, but the werewolf part definitely kept me on the edge of my seat. Also, at about 15 seconds in you get to see an early incarnation of del Toro’s signature neck beard. (JoBlo)

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Kevin Bacon’s a Big Fan Of Kevin Bacon http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/kevin-bacons-a-big-fan-of-kevin-bacon/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/kevin-bacons-a-big-fan-of-kevin-bacon/#comments Thu, 02 Dec 2010 17:46:17 +0000 Col. Longshanks http://www.screenjunkies.com/?post_type=Video&p=10739 In this commercial for Logitech Revue with Google TV, Kevin Bacon plays Kevin Bacon's number one fan. It leaves me wondering if this is what Kevin actually looks like when he's not in front of the cameras. When Kyra Sedgwick rolls over in the morning, is this what she sees?

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In this commercial for Logitech Revue with Google TV, Kevin Bacon plays Kevin Bacon’s number one fan. It leaves me wondering if this is what Kevin actually looks like when he’s not in front of the cameras. When Kyra Sedgwick rolls over in the morning, is this what she sees? Thinning hair and greasy skin? I’m on to you, Bacon. I knew that thick mop on your head had to be a wig. It’s too much luster for one man to possess. (BuzzFeed)

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Julia Roberts Earned $1.5 Million To Smile In This Commercial http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/julia-roberts-earned-1-5-million-to-smile-in-this-commercial/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/julia-roberts-earned-1-5-million-to-smile-in-this-commercial/#comments Wed, 01 Dec 2010 20:15:42 +0000 Col. Longshanks http://www.screenjunkies.com/?post_type=Video&p=9565 Lavazza's paid Julia Roberts 1.5 millions bones to sip their Modo Mio coffee and flash her pearly whites. They could have at least demanded she unhinge her jaw and swallow a whole turkey.

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Lavazza’s paid Julia Roberts 1.5 millions bones to sip their Modo Mio coffee and flash her pearly whites in a commercial. They could have at least demanded she unhinge her jaw and swallow a whole turkey. I guess if you want the high power actress with the biggest mouth IN THE WORLD you have to pay for it. Does Roberts posing as Boticelli’s Venus make you want to go out and buy this product? Don’t argue semantics with me, let’s just pretend you live in Italy! I understand her seizing this opportunity, but why on earth would Lavazza pay so much? The return better be worth it. I’m going to need that quarterly report on my desk as soon as the quarter is up **adjusts cufflinks** (TheDailyMail)

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Links Away: Alec Baldwin Loves $6 Meals http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/links-away-alec-baldwin-loves-6-meals/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/links-away-alec-baldwin-loves-6-meals/#comments Fri, 19 Nov 2010 00:49:31 +0000 Col. Longshanks http://www.screenjunkies.com/?post_type=Video&p=8715 Alec Baldwin can't get enough of Wegman's homecooked $6 meals. This awkward commercial proves it. How much did they have to pay Baldwin to agree to this awful campaign? It had to be upwards of 10,000 homecooked $6 meals.

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Alec Baldwin can’t get enough of Wegman’s homecooked $6 meals. This awkward commercial proves it. How much did they have to pay Baldwin to agree to this awful campaign? It had to be upwards of 10,000 homecooked $6 meals. (Vulture)

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James Bond Is No Match For Christina Hendricks http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/james-bond-is-no-match-for-christina-hendricks/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/james-bond-is-no-match-for-christina-hendricks/#comments Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 You may remember this Visa commercial with the Tomorrow Never Dies tie-in, but I bet you don't remember that your favorite buxom redhead stopped Bond at the pass. These links require I.D. 'Better Off Dead' 25th Anniversary Of The Cult Comedy (Moviefone) 'Hood Dates'-- Skee-Ball And Scum At Coney Island (Asylum) The Worst Movies Of All Time (Ranker) My 4 Most Memorable Moments From College (HolyTaco) Casey Affleck Sats Joaquin Phoenix Documentary 'No Hoax' (FilmDrunk) 21 Awesome Police Cars (Maxim) Former WWE Star Arrested For Dealing Meth And Oxycontin (BarStoolSports) 25 Extremely Lame Knuckle Tattoos (EgoTV) 10 Movies You'd Never, Ever Want To Watch With Your Parents (Pajiba) Mario And Chun Li Get Drunk And Swap Clothes (Unreality) BMX Nutshot + Face Plant (TotalProSports) Hokey Spokes (Smosh) Top 20 Colleges To Attend For One Semester (BroBible) Jennifer Love Hewitt In Lingerie Sexy Again (CelebJihad) Will Chuck Retire His Mohawk, Too? (CagePotato) 'Sister Wives' Brings 'Big Love' To Reality TV (PopEater) Elvis's Mercedes-Benz 600 (MadeMan)

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You may remember this Visa commercial with the Tomorrow Never Dies tie-in, but I bet you don’t remember that your favorite buxom redhead stopped Bond at the pass.

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Gary Busey’s Funny/Disturbing Vitamin Water Commercial http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/gary-buseys-funny-disturbing-vitamin-water-commercial/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/gary-buseys-funny-disturbing-vitamin-water-commercial/#comments Tue, 17 Aug 2010 23:30:23 +0000 Col. Longshanks Gary Busey plays Norman Tugwater: Fantasy Sports Lawyer. His job is to help already filthy rich athletes get their piece of the fantasy league pie. Adrian Peterson and Shaq aren't afraid to call him their attorney. I'd be afraid to call him my anything. The man's face is so asymmetrical. Drink down these links. Drink 'em down! Jimmy Kimmel Finds A Lawyer For Tila Tequila's 'Juggalos' Lawsuit (TVSquad) Rare Collection Of 3D Nude Pin-Ups At Film Forum (Asylum) The 7 Greatest Homemade Sex Toys For Men (Ranker) This Is How You Get Chicks (HolyTaco) Fishburne Done Talking to his Porn Star Daughter (FilmDrunk) Undressed To Impress (Maxim) French Babe Robbers Steal Man's Cash After Distracting Him With Tits (BarStoolSports) Rollerblades + Stupidity (EgoTV) 10 British Television Actors That America Should Steal (Pajiba) Gallery Of The Coolest Comic Book Tattoos (Unreality) Amazing Basketball Shot From A Free Fall Ride (TotalProSports) Google Earth Captures A Dead Body?!!! (Smosh) New Eva Mendes Pics From 'Flaunt' Magazine Shoot (BroBible) Is Megan Fox Hotter Than Brigitte Bardot? (CelebJihad) Matt Horwich, The New Middleweight Champion Of The Multiverse (CagePotato) Sex, Blood, And Rolling Stone's New 'True Blood' Cover (PopEater) Swedish Man Sets Speeding Ticket Record (MadeMen)

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Gary Busey plays Norman Tugwater: Fantasy Sports Lawyer. His job is to help already filthy rich athletes get their piece of the fantasy league pie. Adrian Peterson and Shaq aren’t afraid to call him their attorney. I’d be afraid to call him my anything. The man’s face is so asymmetrical.

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Mickey Rourke Wants a F*ckin’ Beer http://www.screenjunkies.com/tv/tv-news/mickey-rourke-wants-a-fckin-beer/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/tv/tv-news/mickey-rourke-wants-a-fckin-beer/#comments Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 Mickey Rourke stars in this commercial where he's essentially playing his gruff self. He sits down at a hotel bar with his chihuahua, orders a beer, and the bartender has the balls to give him a non-alcoholic brand. The man must be suicidal. Who in their right mind tries to pull one over on Mickey Rourke when he would clearly have no qualms about using your eye socket as a bottle opener? If anyone knows when something's lacking alcohol, it's Rourke. (FilmDrunk)

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Mickey Rourke stars in this commercial where he’s essentially playing his gruff self. He sits down at a hotel bar with his chihuahua, orders a beer, and the bartender has the balls to give him a non-alcoholic brand. The man must be suicidal. Who in their right mind tries to pull one over on Mickey Rourke when he would clearly have no qualms about using your eye socket as a bottle opener? If anyone knows when something’s lacking alcohol, it’s Rourke. (FilmDrunk)

 

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