When would I eat The Donald? That's none of your damn business. This list is contestants only, weirdo.
The New ‘Celebrity Apprentice’ Cast: Who Would I Eat First To Stay Alive?
Thursday, January 5 by

These are the most succulent contestants yet.

Donald Trump’s New BFF: Who Won Celebrity Apprentice 2010?
Friday, October 21 by Lennox West

Last year, reality television fans couldn't wait to find out who won "Celebrity Apprentice 2010"? Spoilers were posted all over the internet before the finale episode of the show actually…

Celebrity Apprentice Cast 2010
Sunday, August 28 by Lennox West

The best members of the "Celebrity Apprentice" cast 2010 include the highest-performing project managers and the most entertaining team members. In 2010, the third edition of "Celebrity Apprentice" aired with…

Celebrity Apprentice Winner 2010
Tuesday, August 9 by Kathy Gleason

The 2010 "Celebrity Apprentice" winner was Bret Michaels. The show's finale, which aired in May, 2010, showed Michaels facing off against Holly Robinson Peete to win the competition. The last…

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Donald Trump’s Hair: A Comprehensive Gallery
Thursday, April 21 by

When you see a normal person with a bad hair style, you wonder what they were thinking. But with Trump, it’s not a question of what. It’s a question of how and why.

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Gone Gary Gone: Busey’s Last Stand On ‘Celebrity Apprentice’
Monday, April 18 by

Donald Trump fired Gary Busey from “Celebrity Apprentice,” marking the end of an era for reality television. Well, that’s assuming you define “era” as a period of seven weeks where nothing of any real significance happened.

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‘Celebrity Apprentice’ Showdown: Gary Busey Devourers Mark McGrath
Monday, April 11 by

Note to self: Never engage in one-on-one combat with Gary Busey.

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Meatloaf’s ‘Celebrity Apprentice’ Meltdown And The Greatest Gary Busey Quotes (So Far)
Monday, April 4 by

While “The Loaf’s” insane rant was a sight to behold, we shouldn’t let it overshadow some of the greatest Gary Busey quotes in the history of Gary Busey.

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Celebrity Apprentice: Gary Busey’s Penis Is Named ‘Big Wednesday’
Monday, March 28 by

On last night’s “Celebrity Apprentice,” we learned that Gary Busey’s penis is named “Big Wednesday.” What else is there to say?

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Busey Watch: Celebrity Apprentice – ‘That’s From Rock and Roll…and the Brain Surgery’
Monday, March 21 by

I’m happy to report that watching Gary Busey lead is everything you’d hope it to be, assuming you’re hoping it to be awkward and hilariously depressing.

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Busey Watch: ‘Celebrity Apprentice’ Episode Two
Monday, March 14 by

It’s week two of Gary Busey’s stint on “Celebrity Apprentice,” and America’s favorite brain-damaged thespian did not disappoint. Actually, he did. Although to be fair, it wasn’t all his fault.