Finally the long national wait for the actually good Avatar trailer is over. Coming Soon (tee-hee) reports that a 3 minute and 30 second trailer featuring a hefty amount of story will premiere in theaters this Friday. No word yet on which film it will be attached to but this is said to be THE trailer. The most epic, shart-inducing, nipple-tingling visual feat ever rendered. The film is set to open in less than two months so expect a huge marketing push for this one. In other words, it’s about to get Avatarded in here.

Shut-ins and bubble people sadly will have to wait until Thursday, October 29th to view the trailer online. Damn! That’s not nearly enough time to hone and perfect the intricacies of my CCH Pounder Halloween costume.