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Fox Chooses Mark Burnett To Produce ‘The Emmys’ AKA ‘The Who Caresies’
Wednesday, May 4 by

Will you be able to get through an “Emmys” broadcast without falling asleep? Are you… a “survivor?”

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Gif Recap: ‘How I Met Your Mother’ – The Perfect Cocktail
Tuesday, May 3 by

The cockamouse is back…this time in .gif form!

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Review: CBS’s Chaos
Monday, March 28 by

It’s trying so hard it’s sad.

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Heather Locklear Is Probably Worried About HDTV Making Her Look Old
Saturday, March 19 by

Here’s hoping the show is really successful and she has a Sheen-style breakdown.

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Ken Marino Dips His Balls In ‘Home Game’ With Rob Riggle
Friday, March 4 by

“Party Down” actor Ken Marino is coming to CBS. Hopefully, it won’t be like when “The State” left MTV for CBS. *Shudders*

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Deciphering The Poetry Of Charlie Sheen
Thursday, March 3 by

Come with us as we decipher the poetry of Charlie Sheen. Winning.

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Chuck Lorre Is Out This Bitch
Tuesday, March 1 by

Chuck Lorre just quit the “pukefest that everyone worships” via a rambling, humorless vanity card. His style is consistent if nothing else.

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The Craziest Charlie Sheen Quotes So Far
Monday, February 28 by

From the morning talk shows, to TMZ, to E! Online, “Good-Time Charlie” has been regaling the common man with tales of his wondrous lifestyle, while at the same time, delivering violent warnings to his enemies.

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5 Greatest Moments In The History Of ‘Two And A Half Men’
Friday, February 25 by

Since it looks like we won’t be seeing new episodes of “Two and a Half Men” any time soon, if ever (fingers crossed) we decided that now would be a great time to take a look back fondly at the five greatest “Two and a Half Men” moments. Yes, it was difficult, but we actually found five.

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Mushmouth Is Going To Pull Through
Friday, February 18 by

At the beginning of the week, we all wondered what caused reporter Serene Branson to sound like a “Twin Peaks” dream sequence during her Grammys recap. Now, Branson describes what happened in her own words. This time in English, please!

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Rob Riggle “Pulling A Danza,” Playing Ex-Athlete In Multicamera Sitcom
Friday, February 11 by

Rob Riggle wins the Super Bowl of acting gigs, starring in a potentially very lucrative CBS sitcom.

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J. J. Abrams Sells New Sci-Fi Drama, Nation Shocked
Thursday, February 10 by

In Hollywood, you can go to a bank, give them a new sci-fi drama pilot script with J. J. Abrams’ name attached, and the bank will give you money. It’s basically currency.

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CBS Buys Sitcom From Professional Adam Sandler Friend Rob Schneider
Friday, February 4 by

Deuce Bigalow is ready to get back into TV. I wonder how he got the confidence, with no one around to tell him that *he* can do it.

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Sheen Plans TV Return In February, Strip Club Return In April
Thursday, February 3 by

Charlie Sheen’s reps believe one and a half men will become “Two and a Half Men” again by late February. Damn it, we were just beginning to enjoy the “Men”-lessness.

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Tila Tequila To Class Up ‘$#*! My Dad Says’
Tuesday, January 25 by

Bust out your jars of Mentholatum ’cause I’m about to shorten your breath. Everyone’s favorite Tila Tequila, Tila Tequila, will be appearing on this week’s episode of “$#*! My Dad Says.”

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Take That, NBC! CBS Greenlights Conan Pilot, ‘Vince Uncensored’
Friday, January 21 by

The next facet of Conan O’Briens slow, mafia-like revenge on NBC has gone into effect.

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Pastries Watch Out: Jason Biggs Is Coming To TV
Monday, January 17 by

On February 21, lock your pies up in the kitchen because Jason Biggs will be broadcast in your living room. CBS’s new sitcom “Mad Love” stars Biggs as a New York lawyer falling in love.

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Sarah Michelle Gellar Snags Two Roles In CBS Pilot
Monday, January 17 by

Sarah Michelle Gellar will be heading back to your television… twice. Granted, both roles are on the same show.

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CBS Totally Partially Concerned About Charlie Sheen’s Well-Being
Friday, January 14 by

The playa haters at CBS and Warner Bros still want to get “Two and a Half Men” star Charlie Sheen cleaned up. Problem is, how do you clean Charlie Sheen up?

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Good News, Some People: Three More Years Of Big Bang Theory!
Wednesday, January 12 by

In a move that will surprise no one, CBS has ordered three more seasons of their massively successful 3 camera sitcom, The Big Bang Theory.

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Watch Antoine Dodson Tell Dat On CBS’s ‘Intruders’
Tuesday, November 23 by

CBS has a huge hit on their hands with the series adaptation of Twitter sensation “$#*! My Dad Says,” so it makes sense they’d want to stick their fingers in more sticky Internet pies. Enter Antoine Dodson.

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This Is Not a Dream: CBS Kills ‘Medium’ Mid-Season
Thursday, November 18 by

Bad news for people who like bad television. CBS has canceled Patricia Arquette’s supernatural thriller, “Medium.”

Review: ‘Hawaii Five-0′
Saturday, September 18 by

When screenwriters Roberto Orci and Alex Kurtzman wrote the new Star Trek movie for J.J. Abrams, Trek fans were like, “How can you build the Enterprise on earth? That makes no sense. And Capt. Kirk in a bar fight? Come on.” Then it came out and fans pretty much unanimously agreed, “Thank you for bringing back Star Trek. You did it right. Now what’s the next one about?”

Now the duo is rebooting “Hawaii Five-O,” a TV series everyone’s probably heard of, that ran for much longer than Star Trek, but people probably don’t remember as well. We know the theme song and “Book him, Danno” but there’s not the attachment. The new version plays pretty much like a straight modern action show, but there are enough references and Easter eggs to make it feel special. If you know the original you’ll feel like they got it. If you don’t know the original, you’ll feel like they’re letting you in on a secret.
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Review: ‘The Big Bang Theory’ Season 4 Premiere
Wednesday, September 15 by

“The Big Bang Theory” brings its A game when it moves to Thursdays. They’ve got an episode that should keep all their fans comfortable with the new night, and it’s broad enough that it won’t scare off the Thursday night visitors.

It comes up with a situation that certainly puts Sheldon (recent Emmy winner Jim Parsons) in a position to let his personality loose. There’s also a technology story that’s a little lowbrow, but in an intellectual context. The A and B story provide a good balance of relationship humor and nerd humor. I’m surprised it took the show this long to go where the B story goes.
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Review: ‘How I Met Your Mother’ Season 6 Premiere
Tuesday, September 14 by

“How I Met Your Mother” is a comedy with as many secrets as “Lost.” I can’t really spoil anything that happens in the season premiere, so I’ll just try to talk about the comedy and tease the cool stuff that develops in the plot.

It opens with something that a new viewer to the show might think is a big reveal. Of course we know they never get right to the point. They like to set up some future event and then go back and slowly lead back up to it until we realize what we thought we were seeing wasn’t actually what we were seeing.
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Dan Aykroyd Might Reunite With His Blues Brother On ‘The Defenders’
Monday, September 13 by

When CBS presented their new fall drama “The Defenders” at the Paley Center for Media in Beverly Hills, the producers told the press that they were eying Dan Aykroyd to play a tough judge who Jim Belushi will face later in the season. The new Blues Brothers go way back, so creator and executive producer Kevin Kennedy thinks it will be easy to get Aykroyd. Belushi actually wanted him sooner but Kennedy didn’t want to stunt cast the pilot.

“Obviously he and Jim are friends,” Kennedy told Screen Junkies on the red carpet at the Paley center. “I believe he did a couple of “According to Jim”s. They’ve talked about it. Jim asked him. Jim suggested him to play the judge in the pilot and we said, ‘You know what? We’d like to save that because we think we could really plan for it and write something specific for it.’ So we talked about it and we asked Danny if he’d be interested in doing it. In theory, yes. It’s a matter of time. It’s a matter of making the schedules work and obviously Danny has to like the script. It’s a long way down the road but it’s a dream.”
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Justin Bieber Sneaks Into New ‘CSI’ Trailer
Wednesday, August 18 by

A trailer for the new season of "CSI: Crime Scene Investigation" runs through all the weird sh*t that has happened in seasons past. Not sure if this to inspire viewers to watch, or to make them realize, "Why the hell did I watch this crap?" But before that thought can sink in, they hit us with the image of a jailed Justin Bieber. I have a feeling he's only in there because he wants to be. He's like The Joker.
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‘Survivor’ Producers Guilty Of Age Descrimination
Wednesday, July 28 by

Brad Pitt is an old man for real this time. According to producers of CBS's "Survivor" that is. The show is taking an ageist position by pitting the 20 castmembers of "Survivor: Nicaragua" into two tribes: young and old. The old tribe will be made up of people 40 and over, while the young tribe will consist of those 30 and younger. Not sure what they plan to do with those between the ages of 30 and 40. Will they exterminate them a la Logan's Run? If so, I've gotta get my middle-aged ass the f*ck out of Nicaragua!! (Deadline)

Charlie Sheen Expected To Serve Jail Time
Tuesday, June 1 by

"So then I sez to her, I can pay to have you killed."People is reporting that Charlie Sheen will serve a minimum of fifteen days in jail for chasing his wife with a knife on Christmas Eve and threatening to kill her. That hardly seems fair. IT WAS CHRISTMAS. The most stressful time of year. Who here hasn't wanted/tried to kill their girlfriend/wife/sorority-girls-who-now-inhabit-your-childhood-home during the Christmas season? If you don't raise your hand, you're a liar.But don't worry. Charlie's time in the pokey won't prevent him from earning a multi-million dollar paycheck for spouting off lame sexual euphemisms before canned gasps, chuckles, and wolf whistles. The plea deal will allow him to serve his time before "Two and a Half Men's" shooting schedule reconvenes. Thank God! Not the real God that we all love. One of those sinister evil ones.

PTC Wants to Shut Up ‘$#*! My Dad Says’
Thursday, May 20 by

The Parents Television Council has their panties in a bunch again, and this time the issue is over a word that isn't even a word. The new CBS comedy "$#*! My Dad Says" uses symbols to spell out the word "shit" and when spoken the naughtiness will be bleeped, but the PTC doesn't even want brains to get all filthy with interpretations.“CBS intentionally chose to insert an expletive into the actual name of a show, and, despite its claim that the word will be bleeped, it is just CBS’ latest demonstration of its contempt for families and the public.  There are an infinite number of alternatives that CBS could have chosen but its desire to shock and offend is crystal clear in this decision,” said PTC President Tim Winter. "The title of this show is the opposite of fleeting (profanity) – it is bold, shameless, and in-your-face. It really is quite unreal how contemptious CBS is of families and the public. In fact, just this afternoon they released a new logo that's offensive to both parents and children alike.Not cool, The Eye. Not cool. (Deadline)