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James Van Der Beek To (Finally) Return To Our Lives In ‘CSI: Cyber’ As…Agent Elijah Mundo
Thursday, August 7 by

The only thing better is if he was reprising his role, as a washed-up, gritty Jonathan Moxon, who lives on a house-boat and has a drinking problem.

I hope that NY gave CBS at least a million to update the sign to "with Stephen Colbert."
New York Paid $16 Million To Keep Colbert And The ‘Late Show’
Wednesday, July 23 by

Yes, but how much will they spend to acquire Carson Daly?

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Jennifer Love Hewitt To Bring Credibility To ‘Criminal Minds’
Wednesday, July 2 by

Game over, crime.

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Nostalgia Alert: The ‘Arsenio Hall Show’ Has Been Cancelled
Monday, June 2 by

The dog pound is now set to be euthanized.

The gang on a couch
CBS Will NOT Be Bringing Us ‘How I Met Your Dad’
Monday, May 19 by

The show could live on elsewhere, though.

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‘CSI: Cyber’ Is Coming To CBS, And Will Cause Old People To Cancel Their AOL Accounts
Monday, May 12 by

The hackers will have mohawks and names like FortressBreaker.

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Norm Macdonald Would Like To Host ‘The Late Late Show’
Monday, May 5 by

Internet. Make this happen.

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Report: Stephen Colbert Is The Top Choice To Replace Letterman
Friday, April 4 by

May he’ll play some cowardly liberal this time around.

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Watch David Letterman Announce That He Is Out This Bitch
Friday, April 4 by

The ‘Late Night’ host retires in order to marry his true love.

They apparently went with the less formal "Dad" to appeal to the teens with their Twitters and knockout games.
‘How I Met Your Dad’ Casts Some Actors
Tuesday, March 18 by

Because actors are an important part of TV shows.

"Please stop asking me to 'enhance that image'. That isn't a thing."
‘CSI’ Spinoff To Amaze Old People With…The Internet
Wednesday, February 19 by

If you put the word “cyber” in front of anything, it makes old people feel like they’re on a spaceship.

I'm excited for 'CSI: NFL'.
CBS To Air Thursday Night Football, Sundays Revert Back To The Lord
Wednesday, February 5 by

Well, Sundays slipped slightly more in favor of the Lord.

This is a pretty funny photo idea for a sit-com.
CBS Might Spin Off A Female-Led ‘How I Met Your Mother’, Because It Would Probably Work
Thursday, October 31 by

I’ll toss out a name: ‘How I Met Your Father’. That was fun!

He's better than all of us combined.
Vince Gilligan’s Next Project Will Be Much More Familiar
Thursday, September 26 by

He should just kill everyone in the first episode, then have the show just follow a little girl in an orphanage.

No image really conveyed the type of gorgeous morons I had in mind, so here's the CBS logo.
CBS Inverts The ‘Big Bang Theory’ Premise To Appeal To Dumb People
Monday, August 12 by

Can pretty people be dumb? We’ll find out…THIS FALL ON CBS! Or spring. Sometime soon.

They'll see you for your polyps now.
Want A ‘Wizard Of Oz’-Inspired Medical Drama? CBS Will Give You One, You Weirdo.
Monday, August 12 by

I’m only watching this show if 70% of the cast is little people.

I guess this sort of thing is sexy to old people.
‘Hawaii Five-0′ Is Running A Choose Your Own Ending Type Episode. But Can We Choose For All The Characters To Die?
Thursday, January 3 by

MORE LIKE ‘HAWAII FIVE-NO’.

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CBS Bringing Us A Sitcom About Aging Grunge-Rocker Parents
Tuesday, October 23 by

This will really speak to a generation…in the broadest way possible!

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Jim Gaffigan To Provide His Own G-Rated ‘Louie’ To CBS
Monday, September 17 by

It’s too bad ‘According to Jim’ is taken.

"Boop!"
Vince Vaughn Is Producing A ‘Brady Bunch’ Reboot For CBS. (I Swear To God, That’s What The News Is Saying.)
Wednesday, August 1 by

It will be just like the old one, only way less original!

Is he even awake? Somebody poke him with a stick.
Dan Harmon Chasing Deals At Fox And CBS After ‘Community’
Wednesday, August 1 by

But will his work be fawned over by the Internet? Answer: YES.

I hope he rolls over Sheldon's foot.
Stephen Hawking Cameos On Big Bang Theory
Monday, March 12 by

Stephen Hawking is the new Zach Galifianakis.

How I Met Your Mother Girls: The Gorgeous Women of the Hit Show
Friday, February 3 by Irving Oala

Despite being regularly funny, "How I Met Your Mother" also seems to always have hot actresses on it, be they regulars on the show, or just pretty women who are…

How is 'Big Bang' #1? They don't even have an odd-looking guy in a floppy purple hat!
A Shitty Torch Is Passed: ‘Big Bang Theory’ Outperforms ‘Idol’
Friday, January 20 by

If anyone wants to come to my “‘Big Bang Theory’ is better than ‘Idol’” party this weekend, it will be held Sunday at a Golden Corral somewhere in Arkansas.

How'd you manage that, ¡Rob!? You bastard!
The 11 Most Mismatched Couples In Sitcom History
Thursday, January 12 by

How did ¡Rob! manage to score that?

What he must say about her behind her back.
’2 Broke Girls’ Creator Michael Patrick King Is Gay, So He Can Mock Whoever He Wants
Wednesday, January 11 by

It seems he’s proud of his work.

I have that same body language when I hear about new CBS sitcoms.
¡A Preview Clip For ‘¡Rob!’! ¡Terrific News!
Thursday, December 8 by

Over/under on first “Macarena” reference? Episode 6 is my guess.

Rob Schneider has plenty of booze back at his place if you girls wanna join him.
Rob Schneider To Address Exclamation Point-Inversion Epidemic With ‘¡Rob!’
Wednesday, November 16 by

Let this be the news that signified Rob Schneider’s career had superseded Adam Sandler’s, never to be overtaken again.

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’60 Minutes’ Give Big Ups To Andy Rooney
Monday, November 7 by

Morley Safer pours a sip.

Survivor Heroes Vs Villains Cast Members Who Survived
Wednesday, November 2 by Angie Marie