_{Don’t just stand there, you guys! Do something!}

Stephen Dorff is all set to carjack Maria Bello. No silly, the actor isn’t turning to desperate measures, he’s got an honest-to-goodness job. Carjacked revolves around “a single mother and her child who are carjacked by a thief who has no intention of letting them go.” Ron Perlman and Saffron Burrows were once set to play the jacker and jackee, but execs had a hard time believing anyone would stay in a car with Ron Perlman (Check out Ron Perlman’s 9 Greatest Scowls) all night, even against their will. The man’s a great actor, but me oh my, what a face.

Take the car, take the kid, whatever you want! Just stop breathing on me! (Collider)