Whoa. Did someone just make Captain Planet look kind of bad ass?
‘Captain Planet’ Trailer Looks Serious Enough To Be Real
Tuesday, August 14 by

He’s blue as shit.

I would criticize Rowlf the Dog's actions, but that would just give liberals cause to turn him into a martyr for their cause.
8 Children’s Shows That Will Turn Your Kids Into Communists
Monday, December 5 by

Statler and Waldorf are the only ones that represent the sentiments of the right.

"Be a doll and fetch me my 'InStyle'."
9 Beloved Children’s Characters Who Are Obviously Gay
Friday, August 26 by

Don’t worry. This whole article is handled in a tremendously delicate, tasteful manner.

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Powers Combine For Live-Action ‘Captain Planet’ Film
Tuesday, July 19 by

The world needs a mulleted hero.