If poop had a label on it, it would say "Happy Madison."
Happy Madison’s Abysmal Track Record Of Films
Wednesday, April 4 by

Make all the bad movies you want, Happy Madison, but when you start messing with films I like, I’m gonna speak up.

I wouldn't put this guy in charge of watering my plants for the weekend.
Adam Sandler To Star In And Write ‘Candy Land’ Movie, Because F*ck You, That’s Why
Tuesday, January 31 by

Adam Sandler sucks. That’s it. That’s my excerpt.

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Yes, ‘Candyland’ Is Going To Be A Film, But Don’t Worry, The ‘Kung Fu Panda’ Guys Are Writing It
Monday, March 28 by

To answer your question, no. Nothing from your childhood is sacred anymore.