Screen Junkies » Cameron Diaz http://www.screenjunkies.com Movie Reviews & TV Show Reviews Thu, 07 Aug 2014 17:46:38 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 ‘Sex Tape’ Flopped, And It’s Cameron Diaz’s Fault for Lying to Us http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/sex-tape-flopped-and-its-cameron-diazs-fault-for-lying-to-us/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/sex-tape-flopped-and-its-cameron-diazs-fault-for-lying-to-us/#comments Wed, 23 Jul 2014 13:04:20 +0000 bgoldstein http://www.screenjunkies.com/?p=263263 She’s already masturbated on a car and had jizz in her hair — what is Diaz really hiding from?

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By Dustin Seibert

This is why I wanted to watch “Sex Tape.” And this. And this.

I didn’t go see it because I think Jason Segel is funny — hell, he’s probably the least appealing Freaks and Geeks alumni, and Forgetting Sarah Marshall was more overrated than a Crash/Shakespeare in Love double feature set to a soundtrack of Beyoncé records. I wanted to see it because Cameron Diaz promised us that we’d see “everything” — that she would finally let slip the Areolas of War after 20 years of teasing knobs all over the world.

So imagine my surprise when I made it through the whole goddamn movie and saw not one nipple. There was some quick sideboobage and she had some strainers through a white T-shirt, but that’s like getting a hummer through a condom: you feel it, but not the way God meant it to be felt.

Cameron’s been killing it for decades, and while she still looks better than a vast majority of women half her age, at 41, she’s not getting any younger. Father Time comes to bestow wrinkly old balls and saggy boobs on us all, and in this humble critic’s opinion, she needs to release the beasts before it’s too late. She’s already masturbated on a car, had jizz in her hair and been in more terrible movies in the past decade or so than I can count off the top of my head, so what’s she really hiding from? I mean, she could always pull a Farrah Fawcett and do Playboy at age 50, but why tempt fate and gravity?

As for the movie itself, it was about as funny as a late-term abortion. If you wanna make a whole movie predicated on a bullshit premise that any failing high school student with an iPhone would dismiss as absurd, it’d better be hilarious. And Christ almighty, it just wasn’t. There’s a reason that Sex Tape got trounced in its opening weekend, pulling in a lackluster $15 million.

The takeaway: if you’re gonna make a shitbox movie later in your career with a promise of a big nude scene, you’d better at least follow through.

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SEX TAPE Brings You Top 5 Damn You Auto Corrects – EXCLUSIVE http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/sex-tape-brings-you-top-5-damn-you-auto-corrects-exclusive/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/sex-tape-brings-you-top-5-damn-you-auto-corrects-exclusive/#comments Thu, 03 Jul 2014 22:27:13 +0000 Lyndsey Saul http://www.screenjunkies.com/?post_type=video&p=262688 Cameron Diaz and Jason Segel from the movie SEX TAPE read you the top 5 Damn You Auto Corrects.

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Cameron Diaz and Jason Segel from the movie SEX TAPE bring you the top 5 Damn You Auto Corrects. In Theaters July 18th. For more content check out: https://www.facebook.com/SexTapeTheMovie

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‘Sex Tape’ Trailer: Jason Segel And Cameron Diaz Regret Boinking On Camera http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/sex-tape-trailer-jason-segel-and-cameron-diaz-regret-boinking-on-camera/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/sex-tape-trailer-jason-segel-and-cameron-diaz-regret-boinking-on-camera/#comments Tue, 01 Apr 2014 16:36:56 +0000 Wookie Johnson http://www.screenjunkies.com/?post_type=video&p=260751 It's a race against time to make sure Rob Corddry doesn't see Cameron Diaz's vagina.

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In the red-band trailer for Sex Tape, Jason Segel and Cameron Diaz star as a couple who are too busy buying iPads for everyone they’ve ever met and have let their sex life fallen by the wayside. To pull out of this rut, they decide to do things with one another’s genitals in front of Steve Jobs‘ All-Seeing Eye. This footage is then somehow synced with the copious amounts of iPads they’ve gifted to family and friends and postal carriers (totally normal thing to do). From there, it’s a race against time to make sure Rob Corddry doesn’t see Cameron Diaz’s vagina.

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The Other Woman stars Cameron Diaz as a lawyer who thinks she has found Mr. Right. However, she discovers that she is his mistress upon meeting Mrs. Right, as played by Leslie Mann. Instead of tearing out each others weaves, they team up to bring him down. The best way to do that, recruit his younger, hotter, heavy-chested mistress Kate Upton to hit him where it hurts.

Using the unstoppable combination of lawyer powers, light poisoning, and large natural breasts, they strive to take him down without outright stealing the cast dynamic of 9 to 5.

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Because You Hate Yourself, Watch Gwyneth Paltrow & Cameron Diaz Rap Terribly http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/because-you-hate-yourself-watch-gwyneth-paltrow-cameron-diaz-rap-terribly/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/because-you-hate-yourself-watch-gwyneth-paltrow-cameron-diaz-rap-terribly/#comments Fri, 12 Oct 2012 20:42:57 +0000 Wookie Johnson http://www.screenjunkies.com/?post_type=video&p=251459 Shame on everyone involved.

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The Comedy Stylings Of Cameron Diaz On Display In ‘Gambit’ Trailer http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/the-comedy-stylings-of-cameron-diaz-on-display-in-gambit-trailer/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/the-comedy-stylings-of-cameron-diaz-on-display-in-gambit-trailer/#comments Thu, 20 Sep 2012 15:17:37 +0000 Wookie Johnson http://www.screenjunkies.com/?post_type=video&p=251042 It's 2012's hijinksiest film.

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The Coen Brothers have veered once again into remake territory and the results seem to be ugh. A remake of the Michael Caine/Shirley Maclaine 1960′s heist flick, Gambit, brings the Coens aboard as writers only. So they can’t take the brunt of the blame like with The Ladykillers and Intolerable Cruelty. Those this film definitely has the same work-for-hire feel those movies share.

Feel free to watch the trailer, but I should warn you that Cameron Diaz speaks in an over-the-top Southern accent. In other words, don’t watch the trailer.

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The ‘What To Expect When You’re Expecting’ Trailer Might Not Be Targeted Towards Men http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/the-what-to-expect-when-youre-expecting-trailer-might-not-be-targeted-towards-men/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/the-what-to-expect-when-youre-expecting-trailer-might-not-be-targeted-towards-men/#comments Sat, 10 Dec 2011 00:05:56 +0000 Penn Collins http://www.screenjunkies.com/?post_type=video&p=239349 I feel like I just gave birth by watching this trailer.

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ARRGH! I’VE NEVER IN MY LIFE WATCHED A TRAILER SO CLEARLY NOT INTENDED FOR MY DEMOGRAPHIC!

I can’t find humor to bridge the gap between me, a 31 year-old male film blogger, and this film. There’s no connection here. It’s not like they even created this movie for women. It’s like they created it with the expressed purpose of ensuring that no man, not a one, would pay to see it.

Here’s how I saw the pitch meeting going:

Exec #1: Well, the source material, the book What to Expect When You’re Expecting will really resonate with women in their child bearing years, and probably older women who look back upon their pregnancies with fondness. But what about men aged 18-49?

Exec #2: FUCK MEN AGED 18-49!

Exec #1: Yes, of course.

From the simpletons who (probably) brought you I Don’t Know How She Does It comes this film, an examination of female paradigms who:

  • Dance with the stars
  • Get hormonal
  • Enjoy their larger breasts
  • Adopt African babies (OMG! So cute!)

And the shithead men that apparently can’t find their dicks with both hands.

Further lending credence to the theory that if you can’t tell one compelling story in a film, use an ensemble to tell six and the women will get confused and default to empty smiles.

See also:

  • Love Actually 
  • Valentine’s Day
  • New Year’s Eve
  • He’s Just Not That Into You

That’s all for now.

Oh, before I forget, Chris Rock, Thomas Lennon, Rob Huebel? Can you guys hang back? I would like to have a word with you.

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Looks like What To Expect When You’re Expecting is getting the full-on high profile ensemble cast treatment. More popularly known as the He’s Just Not That Into You casting technique, the Kirk Jones film has added Chris Rock, Anna Kendrick, and Brooklyn Decker to the cast that already includes Jennifer Lopez and Cameron Diaz.

Rock will play the head of a group of expectant fathers who speaks at unnecessarily loud volumes and Kendrick and Decker will both play mommies-to-be. Kendrick’s character is Rosie, a girl who becomes pregnant after hooking up with a fellow food truck owner. Five bucks says they open a bakery truck called “Bun In The Oven.” Decker, meanwhile, will play an impossibly hot woman married to an older man. She pisses off all her friends when she breezes through a pregnancy with twins and is still awarded the Congressional Medal Of Women I’d Like To Motorboat. Haters gonna hate. (Deadline and Deadline)

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Review: Bad Teacher http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-review/review-bad-teacher/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-review/review-bad-teacher/#comments Wed, 22 Jun 2011 04:02:37 +0000 Fred Topel http://www.screenjunkies.com/?p=217075 Doesn’t quite go all the way into dark comedy but it’s unapologetically cynical and that makes for good laughs.

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Bad Teacher is a solid, consistently funny comedy. It doesn’t quite go all the way into dark comedy but it’s unapologetically cynical and that makes for good laughs.

Elizabeth Halsey (Cameron Diaz) is a relentless antihero. She’s saving up for a boob job so she can better attract rich guys in bars. Her old fiancé caught onto her motivations so she has to resort to her teaching job until she picks up a new sugar daddy. Wristwatch heir Scott Delacorte (Justin Timberlake) seems like a good prospect but he’s more interested in good girl teacher Amy Squirrel (Lucy Punch).

Cameron Diaz Leaves No Child Behind In ‘Bad Teacher’ Red Band

With an R-rating, Elizabeth can talk about going down on a guy. She can smoke, speed on the road, and spit out the cookies her students kindly bake for her. She insensitively tells a kid why he’s not getting laid, and she’s right. Basically, her vulgar indifference towards the kids is cynical enough to be funny. It could go darker, but it’s funny.

Her bad teaching isn’t so shocking as it is blatant. She shows movies in class so she can just zone out. Scamming parents for tutoring money is pretty outrageous. She only steps up to teach when she’s motivated by a bonus for high test scores. Then she gets even worse. Her paper grading is really funny.

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There was a TV show in the ‘90s that kind of did this. “Drexell’s Class” had Dabney Coleman as an alcoholic schoolteacher. I remember it being pretty funny and there were complaints about exposing children to that bad behavior. Obviously it’s okay to do the same premise 20 years later in an R-rated movie, and Bad Teacher compares favorably.

Squirrel becomes the nemesis in an ‘80s movie goody goody way and Punch sells the hell out of it. Her bathroom talk with principal Snur (John Michael Higgins) is funny and there are good old fashioned poop jokes. Jason Segal is funny as the gym teacher Russell Gettis, pretending to take the other teachers’ insignificant concerns ultra urgently.

The film definitely handles the story right. There are no big shenanigans in the end. They just resolve the character relationships. Most importantly, nobody learns any lessons! Elizabeth almost realizes a lesson but then she shakes it off. So no morals, no contrived plot, just jokes.

 

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Bad Teacher, starring Cameron Diaz, tells the story of an alcoholic, drug abusing educator whose plans to marry into money fall apart when she is dumped by her fiancé. The idea of a money-grubbing, drug-abusing teacher might seem like a novel one, but the concept is nothing new. While the film could end up as the funniest of the bunch, when it comes to bad teachers, there is certainly a lot of competition. In honor of Bad Teacher’s release this Friday, we give you the nine baddest teacher movie moments.

“Economics Teacher” played by Ben Stein – Ferris Bueller’s Day Off (1986)

Everyone remembers the famous “Bueller, Bueller, Bueller,” line that made Ben Stein famous. But in his role as high school economics teacher, Stein’s actual lesson managed to be even more mundane than his repetitious roll call.

“Sam Lombardo” played by Matt Dillon – Wild Things (1998)

Sam Lombardo isn’t a teacher, but rather a guidance counselor. Even so, I felt the need to include him. Why? Because not only is he sleeping with two of his students, he’s also taking part in an elaborate fraud worth millions of dollars. The worst moment has to be when he beds both of the girls at the same time. I mean that from a strictly professional point of view. As far as the movie is concerned, it’s probably the most entertaining part, followed closely by the pool scene and any scene with Bill Murray.

“Dan Dunne” played by Ryan Gosling – Half Nelson (2006)

At first glance, the story of a teacher working to improve the lives of inner-city school kids sounds like an uplifting story. But throw in some rampant crack use on school property (in the locker room after the game), and you’ve got yourself a prett bad teacher.

“Phil” played by Bradley CooperThe Hangover (2009)

Phil from The Hangover was a pretty smarmy character. But Bradly Cooper managed to let some charm shine through, which is a good thing. After all, how else could the audience possibly sympathize with a character who steals the his students’ field trip fund to blow in Vegas?

“Mr. Lawson” played by Eric Stoltz – Rules of Attraction (2002)

One thing a teacher should never do is have sex with a student. Granted, when you’re teaching at the college level, things aren’t so cut and dry, since the students are considered adults. But since Mr. Lawson is married with children, and uses drugs to seduce his subjects, we’re going to go ahead and add him to the bad teacher list.

“Detective John Kimble” played by Arnold SchwarzeneggerKindergarten Cop (1990)

When detective John Kimble goes undercover as a local kindergarten teacher, it’s a recipe for disaster. After all, a movie about an undercover cop who makes a good substitute teacher would probably suck. At any rate, the worst bad-teacher moment in this film comes when Arnie screams “shut up” at a classroom full of five-year olds. That might not sound so bad, but a scream coming from a former Mr. Universe is truly terrifying.

“Jim McAllister” played by Matthew Broderick – Election (1999)

The road to hell is paved with good intentions. That about sums up the character of Jim McAllister. In his best role since Ferris Bueller, Matthew Broderick plays a straight-laced teacher whose world is turned upside while running a school election. Eventually, he is caught rigging the contest, and forced to resign.

“Professor Snape” played by Alan Rickman – Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix (2007)

In Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, Dumbledore asks Professor Snape to give Harry occlumency lessons to protect his mind from Lord Voldemort. Snape in turn betrays Dumbledore’s trust and tortures Harry with painful memories when he should be fortifying his defenses. Dick move.

The Faculty (1998)

All of the teachers on this list are bad, in one way or another. But the teachers from The Faculty are the worst of the bunch. Why? Because not only are they bad teachers, they’re also killer aliens from outer space. It is impressive to see Salma Hayek, Elijah Wood, Jon Stewart, Robert Patrick and Mr. Kruger from “Seinfeld” in the same movie, but we’re still going to count the entire film as one bad moment.

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Cameron Diaz is bad teacher. She’ll smoke weed, cuss out kids, and flirt with her coworkers in Bad Teacher, out this week. Diaz recently appeared alongside Seth Green in The Green Hornet. Next year she’ll occupy a starring role in the film Gambit.

A word from Cameron: “You know what terrifies me? Trailers to horror movies! I kind of want to look, but I’m always afraid that I’m going to look too long and see the one image that I’m not going to be able to get out of my head for at least a week every night before I’m going to bed.”

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Firth And Diaz Getting Their Pose On In ‘Gambit’ Pic http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/firth-and-diaz-getting-their-pose-on-in-gambit-pic/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/firth-and-diaz-getting-their-pose-on-in-gambit-pic/#comments Sun, 15 May 2011 17:11:27 +0000 Joseph Gibson http://www.screenjunkies.com/?p=212206 No exploding playing cards. Yet.

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The world is on tenterhooks to see if Colin Firth has conquered his debilitating stutter in time for his new “crime-comedy” entitled Gambit, which is a little bit like calling your romantic comedy Wolverine. It also stars Cameron Diaz, Stanley Tucci, Cloris Leachman, and Alan Rickman. The movie seems to be something to get excited about, mostly because it was written by the reliable-to-say-the-least Joel and Ethan Coen. Here’s what it’s about:

“Firth plays British art curator Harry Deane, who devises a finely-crafted scheme to con England‘s richest man and avid art collector, Lionel Shabandar, (Rickman) into purchasing a fake Monet painting. In order to bait his buyer, he recruits a Texas rodeo queen (Diaz) to cross the pond and pose as a woman whose grandfather liberated the painting at the end of WWII.”

Between that synopsis and the Coens’ involvement, this looks like it will be twisty fun. Below you can see the first photo from the movie, featuring Cameron Diaz and Colin Firth – and I promise you, this is 100% authentic, and in no way a fake. Just trust me.

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Cameron Diaz Cheapens Herself With Ensemble Pregnancy Rom-Com http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/cameron-diaz-cheapens-herself-with-ensemble-pregnancy-rom-com/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/cameron-diaz-cheapens-herself-with-ensemble-pregnancy-rom-com/#comments Thu, 05 May 2011 23:36:07 +0000 Penn Collins http://www.screenjunkies.com/?p=210783 The fact that Cameron Diaz is in this film is actually more disturbing than childbirth itself.

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Today in “News That Makes Us Giggle, Then Grimace, Then Sob”: Lionsgate is fictionalizing and adapting the instructional pregnancy book What to Expect When You’re Expecting, with Cameron Diaz in final negotiations to star. The adaptation will follow five couples during the ups and don’t of pregnancy. I’m thinking this film might be for the ladies.

One of the things I loved about Cameron Diaz is that she never really fell too hard into the romantic comedy rut (unlike that sellout Katherine Heigl). She did What Happens in Vegas and The Holiday, but only two rom-coms in a career like hers is pretty much a rounding error.

Well, she’s back in that rut, this time in a gynecological Love Actually. And not the sexy kind of “recreational” gynecology, but the medical, speculum-type. Gross. Gross for that and gross for Cameron Diaz for doing this film. Gross all around. (THR)

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If the trailers and posters for the upcoming Bad Teacher are to be believed, Cameron Diaz wants to get in on that sweet Billy Bob Thornton stardom – since this appears to be a variation on the theme established by the Holiday classic Bad Santa. What next? Bad Salesman? Bad Assassin? Bad Prostitute? Maybe some weird/awesome combination of the three.

Anyway, the trailer is pretty much just like the red-band trailer that was released previously, with some concessions to wholesome entertainment. For instance, instead of saying “hold my ball sack” at the end, Jason Segel says “hold my balls.” One second while I send this trailer to my grandmother and some nuns. (via /Film)

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CBS Films Distributing ‘Gambit’, Which Is Not About Cajun Mutants http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/cbs-films-distributing-gambit-which-is-not-about-cajun-mutants/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/cbs-films-distributing-gambit-which-is-not-about-cajun-mutants/#comments Thu, 10 Mar 2011 03:41:55 +0000 Geoffrey Golden http://www.screenjunkies.com/?p=194342 'Gambit' stars Cameron Diaz and Colin Firth in a remake of a 1986 British heist film. This is a remake that actually looks promising.

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When I first heard a movie called Gambit was coming out, my thought was: “oh no, they’re not gonna ruin my favorite X-Men character again, are they?” When I found out it was a comedy written by Cameron Diaz and Colin Firth in a remake of a 1986 British heist film. The film is about the attempted robbery of a rich man’s statue by an art curator (Firth) and a “Texas Rodeo Queen” (Diaz). Mike Hoffman (The Last Station) will direct all this glittery, Oscar-winning talent.

CBS Films has been throwing movies out there like energy-charged playing cards. So far, films like Beastly and The Mechanic haven’t really been hittin the box office that hard, but Gambit might be the new ace up their sleeve.

FYI, my mutant power is making dorky analogies. (ComingSoon)

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‘Bad Teacher’ Poster Deserves A “B-” http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/bad-teacher-poster-deserves-a-b/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/bad-teacher-poster-deserves-a-b/#comments Wed, 09 Mar 2011 02:06:43 +0000 Geoffrey Golden http://www.screenjunkies.com/?p=112807 Things I like: Cameron Diaz' legs.

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Bad Teacher is the movie that asks the question, “if Bad Santa were about a teacher instead of a Santa, what would that be like?” The trailer shines some light on the answer, and the new poster has just been released. You can see it below.

Things I like: Cameron Diaz‘ legs.

Things I could use more of: Cameron Diaz‘ legs, boobs, butt.

Thing I was confused by: usually students give teachers apples. Is the note from a student who hates her bad teacher, or did the bad teacher put the note on the apple she was given to piss off her students? Who’s being told to eat whom?

Thing I liked: the tag line. She doesn’t give an “F,” though I’ll give this poster a “B-” for getting me kinda interested. Sorta. I liked the trailer better.

Also starring Justin Timberlake and Jason Segel, Bad Teacher schools us on June 24th. Synopsis after the poster. (Empire Online, JustJared)

Some teachers just don’t give an F. For example, there’s Elizabeth (Cameron Diaz).  She’s foul-mouthed, ruthless, and inappropriate.  She drinks, she gets high, and she can’t wait to marry her meal ticket and get out of her bogus day job.  When she’s dumped by her fiancé, she sets her plan in motion to win over a rich, handsome substitute (Justin Timberlake) – competing for his affections with an overly energetic colleague, Amy (Lucy Punch).  When Elizabeth also finds hersel fighting off the advances of a sarcastic, irreverent gym teacher (Jason Segel), the consequences of her wild and outrageous schemes give her students, her coworkers, and even herself an education like no other.

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Cameron Diaz Leaves No Child Behind In ‘Bad Teacher’ Red Band http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/cameron-diaz-leaves-no-child-behind-in-bad-teacher-red-band/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/cameron-diaz-leaves-no-child-behind-in-bad-teacher-red-band/#comments Wed, 23 Feb 2011 16:13:32 +0000 Wookie Johnson http://www.screenjunkies.com/?post_type=Video&p=29304 You eat apples with that mouth, Cameron?

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Here’s the trailer for that raunchy Cameron Diaz comedy that you’ve all been clamoring to touch your eyeballs against. Bad Teacher stars Diaz as a spoiled, lazy teacher who just doesn’t give an F. Until she figures out that big boobs = being able to bang Justin Timberlake. From that point on she’s ready to do whatever it takes to earn the money for a new pair of cans. Whatever it takes. Even doing her job. She’s that desperate.

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Cameron Diaz To Try A Texas Accent http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/diaz-joins-firth-coens-for-gambit/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/diaz-joins-firth-coens-for-gambit/#comments Tue, 01 Feb 2011 20:41:41 +0000 Dave Horwitz http://www.screenjunkies.com/?p=23827 Cameron Diaz has joined the cast of the Joel and Ethan Coen scripted 'Gambit', which is a remake of the 1966 film of the same name. Also, Colin Firth!

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Cameron Diaz, currently starring in The Green Hornet, the movie that half your friends hated, has joined the cast of the Joel and Ethan Coen scripted Gambit, which is a remake of the 1966 film of the same name. Michael Hoffman, director of The Last Station, will go behind the camera to tell the story of a con man (Colin Firth) who aims to grift an art collector into buying a fake Monet painting. Diaz will play a Texas steer roper(!) who poses as the daughter of the man who supposedly acquired the painting at the end of World War II. Gambit starts shooting in London this May. It’ll be interesting to hear Diaz’s approximation of a Texas accent, and Firth’s first stutter-free performance since The King’s Speech. (Deadline)

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Thinking Out Loud: Exclusive Interview with ‘Green Hornet’ Star Cameron Diaz http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/thinking-out-loud-exclusive-interview-with-green-hornet-star-cameron-diaz/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/thinking-out-loud-exclusive-interview-with-green-hornet-star-cameron-diaz/#comments Thu, 13 Jan 2011 20:00:40 +0000 Col. Longshanks http://www.screenjunkies.com/?post_type=Video&p=16099 Leading lady Cameron Diaz chatted with Screen Junkies in LA to promote her new film “The Green Hornet” and things got steamy - at least comedian Michael Kosta thinks so. He's got problems in his brain parts.

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Leading lady Cameron Diaz chatted with Screen Junkies in LA to promote her new film “The Green Hornet” and things got steamy – at least comedian Michael Kosta thinks so. He’s got problems in his brain parts.

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Review: The Green Hornet http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-review/review-the-green-hornet/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-review/review-the-green-hornet/#comments Tue, 11 Jan 2011 16:55:38 +0000 Fred Topel http://www.screenjunkies.com/?p=15271 The Green Hornet is as good as any Green Hornet movie could probably be, which is to say he’s not a very interesting superhero.

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The Green Hornet is as good as any Green Hornet movie could probably be, which is to say he’s not a very interesting superhero. He owns a newspaper and his sidekick is a martial artist? That leaves a lot more room for Seth Rogen to play than maybe a character with more definition, but the superhero blockbuster as an art film doesn’t really work.

It’s actually when Britt Reid (Rogen) become The Green Hornet that the movie falls apart. Before that, the story of an antisocial rich kid has an edgy attitude, even if it only manifests in a PG-13 drunken party. Finding out his dad (Tom Wilkinson) died on the news in his limo is effectively dramatic. Christoph Waltz looks great as Chudnofsky with a goatee, a Caesar cut and a double barreled gun.

Reid becomes a total dufus, doing happy dances to celebrate victories. He never shuts up during an action scene and often just states what’s happening to him. Reid’s interview with Lenore Case (Cameron Diaz) is just weird, perhaps an uncomfortable bit of failed improv, and he’s always babbling at her. The Spy Kids were more mature.

I get the attempt to deconstruct the hero/sidekick relationship but it’s really forced. Reid would be insecure that Kato (Jay Chou) is such a badass, but he’s just whiny about it. Kato’s issues with being a servant as his cover are better played but still come out of nowhere. Reid’s analysis of superhero movies is pure Rogen. He’s wrong about all movie heroes being good guys though. Spider-Man and Batman always have trouble with PR.

By the time Kato and Reid are reall fighting, it becomes cartoon slapstick with bouncy sound effects. The gas gun bit is funny, but then Reid is still going totally gaga over Lenore like she’s the only one who can save his newspaper. This is a secretary with little journalism experience. There is plenty of people way more qualified for the job, and I bet some of them are also hot too.

The action is pretty awesome. If they’d have just done a straight generic plot with these action scenes they would have had a solid movie. Kato-vision basically alters perspective, time and physics at the same time. The climax in The Daily Sentinel is thrilling. Then there’s more silly comedy epilogue.

The 3-D looks fine. There are some good shots of the Reid mansion and roses coming into focus, plus more abstract Michel Gondry shots towards the end. There’s also a lot of blurry background from the post conversion process. Anything CGI, like flying bottle caps or missiles, can come out of the screen pretty easily.

Ultimately The Green Hornet is as troubled as its many delays would indicate. You know, superhero comedy is tricky. They can’t all be Blankman.

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The Green Hornet http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/films/the-green-hornet/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/films/the-green-hornet/#comments Mon, 03 Jan 2011 21:14:25 +0000 Reza F. DIRECTOR: Michel Gondry CAST: Seth Rogen; Jay Chou; Cameron Diaz; Christoph Waltz; Edward Furlong; Tom Wilkinson SYNOPSIS: By night, debonair newspaper publisher Britt Reid fights crime as a masked superhero...

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DIRECTOR: Michel Gondry

CAST: Seth Rogen; Jay Chou; Cameron Diaz; Christoph Waltz; Edward Furlong; Tom Wilkinson

SYNOPSIS: By night, debonair newspaper publisher Britt Reid fights crime as a masked superhero known at The Green Hornet. At his side is martial arts expert Kato.

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New ‘Green Hornet’ Trailer Busts Out Kato-Vision http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/new-green-hornet-trailer-busts-out-kato-vision/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/new-green-hornet-trailer-busts-out-kato-vision/#comments Sat, 20 Nov 2010 00:14:53 +0000 Col. Longshanks http://www.screenjunkies.com/?post_type=Video&p=8845 The new theatrical trailer for The Green Hornet has a lot going for it. It's got lots of guns, cool cars, some hot chicks, and even a few jokes thrown in for good measure. But what most impressed me about the trailer was the "Kato Vision."

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The new theatrical trailer for The Green Hornet has a lot going for it. It’s got lots of guns, cool cars, some hot chicks, and even a few jokes thrown in for good measure. But what most impressed me about the trailer was the “Kato-Vision.”

Apparently, the Green Hornet’s trusty sidekick, Kato, has the ability to see things in super-slow motion. This allows him a distinct advantage when fighting villains. I’m not sure if all Asians have this power, or just Kato. Either way, Panda Express has seen the last of me.

The Green Hornet buzzes into theaters January 14.

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Review: ‘Knight and Day’ http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-review/review-knight-and-day/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-review/review-knight-and-day/#comments Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 Knight and Day PG-13, 109min.,2010 Cast: Tom Cruise, Cameron Diaz, Peter Sarsgard, Viola Davis, and Paul Dano Directed by James Mangold Screenplay by Patrick O'Neill   Knight and Day evaporates from the mind like most summer action flicks once the end credits roll.   Tom Cruise and Cameron Diaz star as Miller, the reflex quick spy, and June, the tough but at times ditsy blonde – two roles they both can do in their sleep at this point. Miller and June are involved in a worldwide espionage plot that they find way over their heads, giving excuse for over the top car case sequences and fireball explosions that will come in the next 2 hours. With them filling script flaws with pseudo-action chemistry and the occasional information of character story and plot connection, action comedy has never looked this boring.MORE AFTER THE JUMP...

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Knight and Day
PG-13, 109min.,2010
Cast: Tom Cruise, Cameron Diaz, Peter Sarsgard, Viola Davis, and Paul Dano
Directed by James Mangold
Screenplay by Patrick O’Neill
 
Knight and Day evaporates from the mind like most summer action flicks once the end credits roll.
 
Tom Cruise and Cameron Diaz star as Miller, the reflex quick spy, and June, the tough but at times ditsy blonde – two roles they both can do in their sleep at this point. Miller and June are involved in a worldwide espionage plot that they find way over their heads, giving excuse for over the top car case sequences and fireball explosions that will come in the next 2 hours. With them filling script flaws with pseudo-action chemistry and the occasional information of character story and plot connection, action comedy has never looked this boring.

MORE AFTER THE JUMP…

Director James Mangold of Walk the Line and 3:10 to Yuma, tries to fuse together a supposedly original script from Patrick O’Neill as a classic boy-meets-girl story mixed with screwball humor and the similar plot action of North By Northwest and To Catch A Thief.
 
Almost every episodic action sequence will remind film junkies and older audiences of something out of a 50s Hitchcock movie, but filled with modern CGI and action steroids.
 
One particular action sequence that does work is the final car chase sequence in Spain, where Cruise on his signature motorcycle with Diaz rush through the streets of Seville during the running of the bulls. It has some wild fun with them being chased in the parade by bulls and some amazing car stunts that elevate the movie to something memorable for a few minutes.
 
The script by Patrick O’Neill could have at one point looked like a promising original homage, before names like Diaz and Cruise signed aboard. The movie might have worked, had it gone another route by casting more character driven performers like Sam Rockwell and Rosario Dawson, two physically capable and funny actors that could really punch up the dialogue, but here like before with Cruise and Diaz its the same old song and dance number.
 
With this, Knight and Day sets itself as another mindless action adventure in an ever lasting summer box office of sequels, prequels, remakes, and superhero movies.
 
Grade: C-

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Cameron Diaz: Self-Proclaimed C*ck Lover http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/cameron-diaz-self-proclaimed-cck-lover/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/cameron-diaz-self-proclaimed-cck-lover/#comments Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 BREAKING: Cameron Diaz loooooooves c*ck.In what I'm sure wasn't in any way an attempt to boost the box office success of her upcoming film Knight & Day, Cameron Diaz spoke with Playboy about earning frequent flyer miles for c*ck, among other things. Ugh, why do celebrities make it so easy sometimes? I try to utilize my razer sharp wit, and then Diaz goes mouthing off about how she's constantly on the prowl for c*ck. She even said "C*CK." No euphemisms or anything.Check out the highlights from Movieline while I go try to find news that pushes my limits:On romance: “Oh gosh, I can’t even count how many times I’ve gotten on a plane for love. It’s not unusual in this business; my lifestyle demands it. I’m always traveling for [whispers] cock. You’ve got to go where it is.”MORE BLATANT P.R. AFTER THE JUMP.

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BREAKING: Cameron Diaz loooooooves c*ck.

In what I’m sure wasn’t in any way an attempt to boos the box office success of her upcoming film Knight & Day, Cameron Diaz spoke with Playboy about earning frequent flyer miles for c*ck, among other things. Ugh, why do celebrities make it so easy sometimes? I try to utilize my razer sharp wit, and then Diaz goes mouthing off about how she’s constantly on the prowl for c*ck. She even said "C*CK." No euphemisms or anything.

Check out the highlights from Movieline while I go try to find news that pushes my limits:

On romance: “Oh gosh, I can’t even count how many times I’ve gotten on a plane for love. It’s not unusual in this business; my lifestyle demands it. I’m always traveling for [whispers] cock. You’ve got to go where it is.”

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On Snoop Dogg, who attended her high school: “Snoop was a year older than me. He stood out. He was tall and skinny and wore ponytails all over his head. I’m sure I probably bought weed from him.” 

On sex: “I’m primal on an animalistic level, kind of like, ‘Bonk me over the head, throw me over your shoulder. You man, me woman.’ Not everybody has the right kind of primal thing for me…I love physical contact. I have to be touching my lover, like, always. It’s not optional.”

On bisexuality: “Sexuality and love can be different things. I can be attracted to a woman sexually, but it doesn’t mean I want to be in love with a woman. If I’m going to be with a woman sexually, it doesn’t mean I’m a lesbian. We put these restraints and definitions on people, but it’s hard to define.”

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‘Knight & Day’ Starting To Get A Little Clingy With New Trailer http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/knight-day-starting-to-get-a-little-clingy-with-new-trailer/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/knight-day-starting-to-get-a-little-clingy-with-new-trailer/#comments Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 It's weird. When I first saw a trailer for Knight & Day, I was intrigued. Maybe even charmed. Then I saw another one and was more intrigued. And now, twenty-seven trailers later, I couldn't care less. Look, Knight & Day, it's not you, it's me. You seem fun and action-packed but I'm just not ready to watch a Tom Cruise movie at this point in my life, y'know? I need some me time. Anyway, here's the newer international trailer for the Tom Cruise. It's got the same jokes and same set pieces as we've seen before with a few extra glimpses of the action that goes down in Europe. Including bull-fighting. Everyone loves bull-fighting, right? Ooooh. Sorry I asked. CHECK OUT THE GORE-GEOUS NEW TRAILER AFTER THE JUMP...

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It’s weird. When I first saw a trailer for Knight & Day, I was intrigued. Maybe even charmed. Then I saw another one and was more intrigued. And now, twenty-seven trailers later, I couldn’t care less. Look, Knight & Day, it’s not you, it’s me. You seem fun and action-packed but I’m just not ready to watch a Tom Cruise movie at this point in my life, y’know? I need some me time.

Anyway, here’s the newer international trailer for the Tom Cruise. It’s got the same jokes and same set pieces as we’ve seen before with a few extra glimpses of the action that goes down in Europe. Including bull-fighting. Everyone loves bull-fighting, right?

Ooooh. Sorry I asked. CHECK OUT THE GORE-GEOUS NEW TRAILER AFTER THE JUMP…

 

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‘Knight & Day’ International Trailer Promises Action Galore http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/knight-day-international-trailer-promises-action-galore/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/knight-day-international-trailer-promises-action-galore/#comments Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 Cruise wouldn't pay ten bucks for a Boston Market sandwich. If you thrive on non-stop explosions, car chases, and witty sarcasm then you're gonna have one helluva time watching this new international trailer for Mr. & Mrs. Smith Two a.k.a. Killers a.k.a Knight & Day. Hey, I enjoy a fun ride just as much as the next John reclined in the driver's seat of his Corolla, but there's a point when action set-pieces become more exhausting than five minutes of coitus. Having said that, no one does Jerry Maguire like Tom Cruise, and I still get tickled by his restrained fits of rage and amorphous torso. Seriously, what kind of crunches give you a three pack? Introduce some symmetry to your abs, Cruise. Check out the trailer after the jump. Knight & Day crashes into theaters June 25, 2010.

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Cruise wouldn’t pay ten bucks for a Boston Market sandwich.

If you thrive on non-stop explosions, car chases, and witty sarcasm then you’re gonna have one helluva time watching this new international trailer for Mr. & Mrs. Smith Two a.k.a. Killers a.k.a Knight & Day. Hey, I enjoy a fun ride just as much as the next John reclined in the driver’s seat of his Corolla, but there’s a point when action set-pieces become more exhausting than five minutes of coitus.

Having said that, no one does Jerry Maguire like Tom Cruise, and I still get tickled by his restrained fits of rage and amorphous torso. Seriously, what kind of crunches give you a three pack? Introduce some symmetry to your abs, Cruise.

Check out the trailer after the jump. Knight & Day crashes into theaters June 25, 2010.

 

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Tom Cruise Loooves Holding Women Hostage in New ‘Knight & Day’ Trailer http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/tom-cruise-loooves-holding-women-hostage-in-new-knight-day-trailer/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/tom-cruise-loooves-holding-women-hostage-in-new-knight-day-trailer/#comments Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 The new trailer for Knight & Day gives us a better look at Tom Cruise going batcrap crazy and kidnapping Cameron Diaz. In the trailer, he's described as being mentally unstable, violent and dangerous, and having suffered a full-blown break with reality. Yet, Cameron Diaz still eats up the attention. That's such a crock. Whenever I like a girl and cling to her windshield as she speeds down the expessway, the authorities are brought in and my parent's have to move again. But Johnny Handsome here does the same thing and it's considered a meet cute. Maybe my standards are out of whack. I should pursue someone closer to my own age. Like Katherine Heigl. Watch Cruise save Cameron from the forces of Peter Sarsgaard after the jump.

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The new trailer for Knight & Day gives us a better look at Tom Cruise going batcrap crazy and kidnapping Cameron Diaz. In the trailer, he’s described as being mentally unstable, violent and dangerous, and having suffered a full-blow break with reality. Yet, Cameron Diaz still eats up the attention. That’s such a crock. Whenever I like a girl and cling to her windshield as she speeds down the expessway, the authorities are brought in and my parent’s have to move again. But Johnny Handsome here does the same thing and it’s considered a meet cute. Maybe my standards are out of whack. I should pursue someone closer to my own age. Like Katherine Heigl.

Watch Cruise save Cameron from the forces of Peter Sarsgaard after the jump.


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Donkey Licks Puss in ‘Shrek 4′ Trailer http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/donkey-licks-puss-in-shrek-4-trailer/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/donkey-licks-puss-in-shrek-4-trailer/#comments Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 The new trailer for Shrek Forever After has hit, and it seems Dreamworks is kickin' it up a notch. Don't worry, it's still a kids' movie. I just try to find the most perverted part of everything and anything, and exploit it. I'm a big fan of the first Shrek, and even the second and third have their moments, but in Shrek Forever After I swear I can hear the staticy sound of crisp Benjamins passing over the mic as the cast counts their residuals. Far Away Land has grown tiresome, and the jokes about the fairy tale creatures we know and love fall flat. Will the Shrek series go out with a bang or a soft, wet fart? Find out May 21, 2010. Check out the donkey on cat action below.

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The new trailer for Shrek Forever After has hit, and it seems Dreamworks is kickin’ it up a notch. Don’t worry, it’s still a kids’ movie. I just try to find the most perverted part of everything and anything, and exploit it.

I’m big fan of the first Shrek, and even the second and third have their moments, but in Shrek Forever After I swear I can hear the staticy sound of crisp Benjamins passing over the mic as the cast counts their residuals. Far Away Land has grown tiresome, and the jokes about the fairy tale creatures we know and love fall flat. Will the Shrek series go out with a bang or a soft, wet fart? Find out May 21, 2010.

Check out the donkey on cat action below.

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Timberlake Going to Make Things Awwk-waaard on Diaz’s ‘Bad Teacher’ http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/timberlake-going-to-make-things-awwk-waaard-on-diazs-bad-teacher/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/timberlake-going-to-make-things-awwk-waaard-on-diazs-bad-teacher/#comments Tue, 02 Mar 2010 22:46:22 +0000 Reza F. For God's sake, someone help him! There's going to be a lot of whispering on the set of Bad Teacher now that Justin Timberlake has joined the fold. Mr. Dick In A Box himself signed on to star opposite his ex-girlfriend Cameron Diaz in the romantic comedy. What makes matters even more cringe-worthy is Diaz plays a middle-school teacher who's dumped and sets her sights on a colleague that's dating Timberlake's character. Ooooooh sh******t. Things are gonna get ROWDY. The film's other stars, Jason Segel, Molly Shannon, Lucy Punch, and Modern Family's Eric Stonestreet, will have to tread lightly around the couple with the rocky past. Director Jake Kasdan, the likely referee, may have signed on for more than he bargained for. He should take a meeting about coping with on-set deaths with Jon Landis, who knows a thing or two from The Twilight Zone movie. Timberlake blood could haunt him for years. (Variety)

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For God’s sake, someone help him!

There’s going to be a lot of whispering on the set of Bad Teacher now that Justin Timberlake has joined the fold. Mr. Dick In A Box himself signed on to star opposite his ex-girlfriend Cameron Diaz in the romantic comedy. What makes matters even more cringe-worthy is Diaz plays a middle-school teacher who’s dumped and sets her sights on a colleague that’s dating Timberlake’s character. Ooooooh sh******t. Things are gonna get ROWDY. 

The film’s other stars, Jason Segel, Molly Shannon, Lucy Punch, and Modern Family’s Eric Stonestreet, will have to tread lightly around the couple with the rocky past. Director Jake Kasdan, the likely referee, may have signed on for more than he bargained for. He should take a meeting about coping with on-set deaths with Jon Landis, who knows a thing or two from The Twilight Zone movie. Timberlake blood could haunt him for years. (Variety)

 

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Cruise and Diaz in ‘Knight & Day’ Set Photos http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/cruise-and-diaz-in-knight-day-set-photos/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/cruise-and-diaz-in-knight-day-set-photos/#comments Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 In December, we had a look at the trailer for Knight & Day, the punny-titled action-comedy starring Tom Cruise and Cameron Diaz. Yesterday, photographers in Long Beach, CA snapped some set photos so apparently the film is not yet in the can. Filming should be finished soon though considering it opens in theaters July 2nd.I'm not entirely sure which scene they were working on yesterday but from judging the photos, I can extrapolate what went down...(Faded Youth via Cinema Blend)

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In December, we had a look at the trailer for Knight & Day, the punny-titled action-comedy starring Tom Cruise and Cameron Diaz. Yesterday, photographers in Long Beach, CA snapped some set photos so apparently the film is not yet in the can. Filming should be finished soon though considering it opens in theaters July 2nd.

I’m not entirely sure which scene they were working on yesterday but from judging the photos, I can extrapolate what went down…

(Faded Youth via Cinema Blend)

 

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