Screen Junkies » C-3P0 http://www.screenjunkies.com Movie Reviews & TV Show Reviews Mon, 15 Sep 2014 23:40:14 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 The ‘Star Wars’ Porn Parody Looks Funnier Than The ‘Family Guy’ One http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/star-wars-porn-parody-looks-funnier-than-the-family-guy-one/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/star-wars-porn-parody-looks-funnier-than-the-family-guy-one/#comments Mon, 09 Jan 2012 23:30:25 +0000 Wookie Johnson http://www.screenjunkies.com/?post_type=video&p=241951 This won't ruin your childhood as badly as the prequels did.

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Vivid Video‘s porn version of Stars Wars prides itself on having the highest budget ever for an X-rated spoof. From watching this trailer, I’d estimate it around 4,000 bucks. Though this trailer doesn’t hint at any of the sexy escapades that the rebel forces take part in, I’d totally see this. In fact, just cut out all the parts with wangs ding-donging around and I’d be a regular viewer of XXX parodies. The cheap effects combined with the bad acting and C-3PO’s sassiness are a winning combo.

Are we certain that there is any sex in this movie? Maybe we’re confused and XXX means bad effects and direction. If so, Van Helsing was erroneously rated. (Topless Robot)

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Darth Vader’s Voice Now Available for TomTom GPS Systems http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/darth-vaders-voice-now-available-for-tomtom-gps-systems/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/darth-vaders-voice-now-available-for-tomtom-gps-systems/#comments Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 Thirty-five years ago, this article's headline would have made absolutely no sense. Today, it has the power to send millions of nerds into a frenzy. TomTom has released a Darth Vader voice for their GPS system (a.k.a. nav computer). For just $13, the Sith Lord can guide you anywhere you need to go. Unfortunately, most Star Wars fans already know the way to their parents' basement, so the application is virtually useless. In addition to Vader, the voices of C-3PO, Yoda, and Han Solo are all slated to be released this summer. That's all fine and good, but I long for the day when I can type my address into my TomTom and hear the soothing voice of Jar Jar Binks tell me, "Wessa Goin' Home!" (Collider) Check out Darth Vader's TomTom recording session after the jump.

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Thirty-five years ago, this article’s headline would have made absolutely no sense. Today, it has the power to send millions of nerds into a frenzy.

TomTom has released a Darth Vader voice for their GPS system (a.k.a. nav computer). For just $13, the Sith Lord can guide you anywhere you need to go. Unfortunately, most Star Wars fans already know the way to their parents’ basement, so the application is virtually useless.

In addition to Vader, the voices of C-3PO, Yoda, and Han Solo are all slated to be released this summer. That’s all fine and good, but I long for the day when I can type my address into my TomTom and hear the soothing voice of Jar Jar Binks tell me, "Wessa Goin’ Home!" (Collider)

Check out Darth Vader’s TomTom recording session after the jump.

 

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