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I have good news and bad news. Good news is that Paul Anderson is directing another movie. Bad news is that I’m referring to Paul W.S. Anderson, the Resident Evil and AvP director. Not Paul Thomas Anderson, the guy who did Boogie Nights and those other movies I’m supposed to understand and like when I hang out with my friends who read.

Anderson (the bad one) is teaming up with Paradox Entertainment for a 3D version of the classic sci-fi Buck Rogers. The property previously had Frank Miller attached to direct until it was discovered that he doesn’t know how to direct. I’m not sure why Anderson (the bad one) would be interested in telling this Silver Age story when most of his work leans toward the gritty and gothic but I’ll be interested to see how he squeezes Slipknot onto the movie’s soundtrack. In hindsight, I guess I didn’t have good news at all. Sorry you guys. (Deadline)