Ellen Barkin is one foxy older woman. The squinty-eyed blond is best known for rollin’ around in the sheets with Pacino in Sea of Love, but some of you younger folks might recognize her from Ocean’s Thirteen. Did someone just yell MILF? Pipe down.

A word from Ellen: “What the hell was I thinking? Marry a rich guy? Was I crazy?“

Completely insane. Put your arms in to this straight jacket and come with me.

More MILF after the jump.

Shannon Kane is best known for playing Natalia Fowler on the soap All My Children. If you don’t watch daytime television because you’re too busy contributing to society or looking for a job (touching yourself), then you’re probably not aware of her. Look, ain’t she pretty?!

A word from Shannon: “I’m currently in flirtation with fellow rookie cop, Brot.”

Lalala, I can’t hear you! I’m too busy working for a living! Shut up, it IS work!

Don’t drown out the pics after the jump.

Stella Maeve has had small roles in several TV shows, but now she’s making her way in to movies. You can catch her in Brooklyn’s Finest this Friday, and soon as Sandy West in The Runaways. I think we’ll all take pleasure in watching her star rise.

A word from Stella: “Eating organic is one of the best things a person can do for themselves.”

Uh oh, fellas, we’ve got a hippie in our midst. Get out your microwavable meals and canned goods. We’re going to make her love preservatives if it kills us.

More fresh pics on Stella after the jump.

With so much crime in the city, how do I teach these keeeeeeedz?! It appears Antoine Fuqua liked his breakout film Training Day so much that he decided to remake it as an ensemble drama and change the title to Brooklyn’s Finest. Ethan Hawke plays the same character he did in Training Day, except now he’s got more kids to provide for, and Richard Gere is an older, whiter version of Denzel Washington’s Alonzo.

Along with Hawke and Gere, the film stars Wesley Snipes in corn rows, Don Cheadle donning several different hats, and Will Patton, who’s always awesome. Their character’s stories interweave in a plot that’s not unlike Crash’s, but with more corrupt cops or something. Even though it’s doubtful, maybe this film will steal an Oscar too.

(via FilmDrunk)