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‘Human Centipede II’ Will Not Wriggle In The UK
Monday, June 6 by

On British TV, you can say “f*ck,” but in British theaters, you can’t show a guy masturbating to his human centipede. What’s up with that, Queen Elizabeth?

Patrick Stewart and Peter Jackson Have Been Knighted
Thursday, December 31 by

"Thank you for this grand honour."Patrick Stewart no longer has to pretend to be a knight to pick up chicks. Queen Elizabeth II has bestowed knighthood upon the Star Trek / X-Men actor for his Excellence in Being British (or something like that) on her New Year honors list. Also knighted, but on a seperate New Zealand list, was LOTR and King Kong director Peter Jackson.I sincerely hope that Stewart and Jackson do not take this honor lightly. You never know when the Queen may call you to fight. If you had paid attention during Reign of Fire, you'd know that dragon attacks can happen at any time. (NBC)