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Warner Bros. Tells Ron Howard’s ‘Dark Tower’ To Eat A D*ck
Tuesday, August 21 by

No sale, Opie.

Today I learned Brian Grazer's hair on an Oscar creates a guido.
Brian Grazer Accepts Brett Ratner’s Oscars Sloppy Seconds
Thursday, November 10 by

They’re keeping it in the ‘Tower Heist’ family.

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Ron Howard’s ‘The Dark Tower’ Is Turning Into The ‘Arrested Development’ Movie
Wednesday, May 25 by

Javier Bardem’s psychological commitment to the film is being called into question.

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The Historically Accurate New Trailer For ‘Cowboys & Aliens’
Thursday, April 14 by

It’s the new trailer for Jon Favreau’s ‘Cowboys and Aliens’, starring Daniel Craig and Harrison Ford. Aliens and Cowboys are totally BFFs.

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Brian Grazer Confirms That Kiefer Sutherland Wasn’t Fibbing About The ’24′ Movie
Tuesday, April 12 by

No word on what the running time will be.

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Javier Bardem “In” For Never-Ending ‘Dark Tower’ Series?
Wednesday, April 6 by

Bardem is in final talks to join the adaptation of Stephen King’s book series, which will include three movies and two TV mini-series. Okay, but will there also be a web series and a couple Nintendo 3DS games?

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Brian Grazer Gets A Post-Apocalyptic Movie To Match His Post-Apocalyptic Hair
Tuesday, March 8 by

Dystopias are so hot right now that if you touch them, you’ll get burned.

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Javier Bardem Would Love To Want To Do ‘The Dark Tower’ Mega-Series
Wednesday, March 2 by

Despite a charming updo, Brian Grazer hasn’t been able to convince Javier Bardem to dress up like a cowboy just yet.

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Director Kim Peirce Ready To ‘Knife’ Crips And Bloods
Wednesday, February 16 by

Universal picked Kimberly Pierce (‘Boys Don’t Cry’) to direct a new ‘one-of-these-guys-is-not-like-the-others’ story.

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Amber Heard In Talks To Not Get Naked In NBC’s ‘Playboy.’
Wednesday, February 2 by

It’s unclear what role she’d play, but she definitely won’t be naked. Thanks, NBC.

Ron Howard Taking On Stephen King’s ‘The Dark Tower’
Wednesday, September 8 by

Ron Howard might be biting off more than he can chew. The best ginger director working in the business today is teaming up with screenwriter Akiva Goldsman to adapt Stephen King's beloved novel series The Dark Tower into a feature film and television series. He's going to direct everything himself, battle all the haters who say it can't be done, and stave off a nervous breakdown in the process. Ronnie, you be crazy! Deadline has the deets:
The plan is to start with the feature film, and then create a bridge to the second feature with a season of TV episodes. That means the feature cast—and the big star who’ll play Deschain—also has to appear in the TV series before returning to the second film. After that sequel is done, the TV series picks up again, this time focusing on Deschain as a young gunslinger. Those storylines will be informed by a prequel comic book series that King was heavily involved in plotting. The third film would pick up the mature Deshain as he completes his journey. They will benefit from being able to use the same sets cast and crew for the movie and TV, which could help contain costs on what will be a financially ambitious undertaking.
Peter Jackson is sh*tting in his britches right now. I remember when his back-to-back-to-back Lord of the Rings Trilogy was an unprecedented cinematic feat. If Howard's plan comes together it'll put the whole thing to shame. Thanks Jackson, but we don't need your contributions to film anymore. Ronnie's got the medium on lockdown. 

Ben Stiller and Brett Ratner Planning ‘Tower Heist’
Monday, August 23 by

After letting Tower Heist sit on the shelf for almost four years, Universal has given it the green light with Ben Stiller starring, Brett Ratner directing, and Imagine's Brian Grazer producing. Because if anyone can make a project work that hasn't been working, it's the mastermind behind X-Men 3. Deadline has the deets:
Ben Stiller stars as the overworked manager of a luxury building who, along with other staff, lost their pensions to a Bernie Madoff-like Wall Street crook. It so happens that the fraudster is being held under house arrest in the luxury penthouse apartment upstairs, and the manager and four cohorts figure a heist will make them whole.
Bumbling, inept idiots try to pull off a major heist. Have we not seen this concept countless times already? And not that I have anything against Stiller, but I don't understand why he'd want to play this type of character again. He's already been a bumbling security guard twice in the Night at the Museum movies, and a bumbling (insert occupation) in almost everything else. Now he's relying on Ratner to save a stale concept. Unless that concept is a cupcake, I'm not seeing him succeeding.

Ron Howard and Brian Grazer to Make ‘Great Escape’
Tuesday, April 20 by

Having grown bored with dominating the fields of movie-making and silly hair-having, Imagine Entertainment brohams Ron Howard and Brian Grazer are pulling a Michael Bay. The pair have created an action-oriented reality thriller for TNT that challenges contestants to escape from movie-inspired scenarios. From THR:In "The Great Escape," ordinary people are put in cinema-inspired settings, challenging them to find a way out using everyday ingenuity. Each week, teams are dropped off blindfolded in a different extreme environment — lost in the desert, trapped in the mountains, locked in a prison, marooned on an island. This sounds like a fun and fresh premise. There's so many classic films that can be channeled for the program. Contestants could spend a terrifying night at Camp Crystal Lake, or get your teeth drilled by a nazi dentist. Or worse yet, they could be forced to raise an illegitimate child with Katherine Heigl.

Taylor Lautner Cast in Unnecessary ‘Stretch Armstrong’ Movie/Dump
Saturday, February 6 by

Twilight hunkA hunkA hunkA Taylor Lautner is going to be Stretch Armstrong in Universal's latest attempt to turn every board game into a 3D movie. You don't care about this news, I don't care about this news, but I still find the above picture amusing. This thing also (kinda) has a plot. Taylor would play Armstrong "an uptight spy who stumbles across a stretching formula, which he takes and must now adjust to in everyday life and when fighting crime.” Where I come from that's called an erection. And believe me, it takes more than 90 minutes to adjust to it.Steve Oedekerk wrote the screenplay and crazy-haired Brian Grazer is producing. No director is on board yet, but the economy is making a slow comeback so it may take a little longer to find one. Unless Shawn Levy is an avid fan of Screen Junkies and is fervently dialing his agent at the same time he's finishing this post. (THR)