Lindsay after being asked her multiplication tables.
‘The Canyons’ Clip Unites Lindsay Lohan, Brett Easton Ellis, And A Male Porn Star In A Nexus Of Crazy
Wednesday, January 16 by

Here’s where a lesser person would make a joke about Lohan’s canyon.

Please don't wake her. She's very tired.
Lindsay Lohan And A Male Porn Star Will Be In A New Brett Easton Ellis Film
Wednesday, June 13 by

Let’s hope she doesn’t go method for this one.

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Hey! Brett Easton Ellis Wrote A Movie About A Psycho Who Feeds People To Sharks!
Tuesday, August 2 by

Brett Easton Ellis wrote a script that the Guy who wrote ‘Taxi Driver’ is directing about a madman who holds people captive in shark-infested waters. No big deal.

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Brett Easton Ellis Says ‘Glee’ Is A Puddle Of HIV
Wednesday, April 13 by

At least that’s better than a “Puddle of Mudd.”