“I am the one who is blocks!”

It’s like facing your own mortality, but worse.

I want! I want!

Why is life so harsh?

Judging by the character’s arc, this car might be cursed.

- Brought to you by Kahlua and breast milk

This. Is. Awesome.

Stay tuned after 7th Heaven for Breaking Bad, a hilarious new family series from the future-writer of Home Fries. Only on the WB.

The last version missed a few bitches.

Will Walt get his happy ending?

Animate this immediately.

But will the set include Bogdan, the car wash owner?

Boom. Three show titles in one headline. I earned my salary today.

HUELL OR GTFO.

Breaking Busted.

This guy and his needs.

Sounds like good sh*t too.

You make it so hard to love you, Emmys.

I would like to be put in an induced coma until the next eight episodes air.

Yes, we know the difference between fiction and reality.

I like how this purports to be the director’s cut. This entire series is one big “director’s cut.”

Is it too early to clamor for a Cranston-Paul reunion? And bring the guy who plays Badger, too.

Just put it with the others.

If you’re not going, all I ask is that you just be happy for those that are.

Aren’t we the one in charge?

His throne sucks compared to the Iron Throne.

Heavy is the head that wears the porkpie.

Looks like “bad”….just got broken. *high fives everyone within a ten block radius*

Will he be the successor to Gus Fring? No. That would be ridiculous.

Not too skanky for the Secret Service, though.