“I LOVE MY DEAD GAY SON!”

Chris Meloni returns as Gene, the shell-shocked Vietnam vet or GTFO.

That glow that you get after sex? I guess you can get that from cosmetics, too.

He should ban the real villain here, himself. Read on to figure out what the hell I’m talking about.

These are more disgusting than the birthing scene in ‘Beloved’.

‘Patti once pulled a man’s arms out of their sockets after losing a game of canasta.’

A patient nation still holds out for ‘Top Scallop’.

The road to “Hell’s Kitchen” is paved with good intentions.