"Once the cat is relaxed, they are very easy to milk."
Javier Bardem Confirms He Will Piss Off Daniel Craig In Next ‘Bond’ Film
Wednesday, October 12 by

He’s no match for Bond’s gadgets.

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Rhys Ifans In Trouble At Comic-Con, NOT In ‘Bond 23′
Saturday, July 23 by

You can’t cage this Rhys Ifans, United States of America/Comic-Con 2011 security staff!

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Naomie Harris Could Be The Next Girl We Watch Bond Bang
Monday, June 6 by

She’s been formally invited to get freaky-deaky with Daniel Craig.

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23rd James Bond Movie Gets Date, A Release Date
Thursday, June 2 by

James Bond will return in: Fall, 2012.

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No, Mr. Bond, Anthony Hopkins Expects You To Die (Maybe)!
Wednesday, March 9 by

Would Anthony Hopkins be able to play a bad guy?

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If Sony Helps Sad Old MGM, We Get ‘Red Dawn’, ‘Cabin In The Woods’
Tuesday, February 8 by

Luckily, there’s a deal in the works that will save these films from a fate worse than a Commie invasion: sitting on the shelf for even longer than they already have.

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New Bond Villain Might Be Ralph Fiennes, Potter/Bond Crossover Anyone?
Thursday, February 3 by

He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named might very well get named as part of the new James Bond cast.

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Bardem Won’t Decide On ‘Bond’ Until He Reads Non-Existent Script
Tuesday, February 1 by

Javier Bardem has now personally confirmed that he has been offered the villain role in the 23rd James Bond installment.

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Javier Bardem Almost As Busy As James Franco
Monday, January 31 by

Prepare yourselves to see Javier Bardem with a really cool scar or a cat on his lap or something. The ‘Biutiful’ Oscar nominee has been offered a role opposite Daniel Craig in ‘Bond 23.’

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Judi Dench To Collect Her Seventh ‘Bond’ Paycheck
Thursday, January 27 by

Good news! James Bond still has a stern boss!! Husky-eyed, aristotle, British old lady, Dame Judi Dench will once again reprise the role of M in Sam Mendes’s take on the material.

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Ready or Not, Here Comes ‘Bond 23′
Tuesday, January 11 by

The on-again, off-again 23rd installment of the James Bond series is officially on with Sam Mendes directing.

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Another Case of ‘Bond 23′ Blue Balls
Wednesday, January 5 by

Turns out Kate Winslet is a huge Bond tease. Sorry you got all aroused, but this project isn’t ready to be touched.

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Kate Winslet Claims Her Ex Will Direct ‘Bond 23′ Next Year
Friday, December 3 by

Kate Winslet is saying things about her ex-husband’s affairs. The British actress told The Daily Mail that she is looking to move her children back to London as Sam Mendes, her former hubby, directs the newest Bond film. Shooting could begin as early as the end of next year.

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Broke-Ass MGM Would Really Like ‘Bond 23′ In Theaters November 23, 2012
Thursday, November 4 by

MGM recently filed for bankruptcy, and you know what that means. It’s time for them to make movies! Don’t ask me how the government works because I cannot enlighten you. The Hobbit is finally scheduled to begin filming in February, and now it looks like MGM’s other huge franchise, the James Bond series, is picking up steam maybe but who the hell knows for sure.

‘Bond 23′ Delayed Indefinitely
Tuesday, April 20 by

Economic hard times haven't only hurt 85% of everyone you know, forcing them move back with their parents and job hunt to no avail for 14 straight months. No. The deflation has also taken its toll on cocksure British spies who get laid pretty much constantly and introduce themselves in needlessly redundant ways. The cash-strapped MGM has announced that development on Bond 23 has been halted indefinitely.Producers Michael G. Wilson and Barbara Broccoli have issued this statement:Due to the continuing uncertainty surrounding the future of MGM and the failure to close a sale of the studio, we have suspended development on ‘Bond 23′ indefinitely. We do not know when development will resume and do not have a date for the release of ‘Bond 23.’That sucks. I hate it when a film franchise isn't afforded the opportunity to be sequeled into oblivion to the point where the plots and villians all melt together into one homogenized, exploding blur. Stories like this really need to spread their wings, y'know? And has no one taken into consideration the feelings of the poor TBS Superstation? Now they'll likely never get to celebrate '23 Days of Bond' properly. (Coming Soon)