Like ‘Swimfan’ but newer.

They’re here! They’re finally here!

Numbers don’t lie, Black Swan dance double. Numbers don’t lie.

You know who’s super angry these days? Academy Award winner Natalie Portman’s dancing double for ‘Black Swan’. She’s one pissed off pirouetter.

More awards, more gift baskets, more crying losers.

News that might make you rethink your plans for a summer trip to Latvia.

It was visually stunning and contained ballet sequences impressive enough that I can say so without having to punch something lest my masculinity be called into question.

It took a lot of complicated effects to make this movie look so simple.

It’s really just a thrill to be nominated. Unless you’re M. Night Shyamalan. Then it’s a miracle.

Natalie Portman lands a prestigious honor.

It’s about as shocking as Farmville requests flooding your feed. Why do critics hate Andy’s toys?

Darren Aronofsky can add another entry to his fine list of accomplishments: Bitching out Armond White in person at an awards ceremony.

Attention mythical creatures who care about the Academy Awards: What is commonly considered one of the last important indicators of Oscar nominations has finally been released from the Director’s Guild of America vault

I’ve literally wanted to bang this girl since she was 13, and given the fact that we’re about the same age, that’s a lot less creepy than when I say the same about Emma Watson…or Daniel Radcliffe.

The Broadcast Film Critics Association announced its nominees this morning, handing out a record 12 nominations to Black Swan, the most Critics Choice Movie Award nominations ever for a single film. It’s assumed the film’s hot girl-on-girl action influenced their decision.

Damn this person for bringing to light the similarities between Black Swan and Showgirls. Now I’ll never be able to watch the former again without thinking of Elizabeth Berkley having seizure sex in a pool.

You might recognize Janet Montgomery as that cute British girl currently manning Eric Murphy’s desk in HBO’s “Entourage.” We’re hoping to see more of her next season, but in the meantime you can catch her in Darren Aranofsky’s upcoming psychological thriller Black Swan.

While watching two drugged-out teens lick their way to the bottom of the porn industry is fun, watching two “legitimate” actresses getting it on for art’s sake has its own perverse charm.

Darren Aronofsky’s movies usually require intense performances, so you’d think the director would welcome the most intense method actors he could find. Actually, it’s the exact opposite.

Director: Darren Aronofsky
Cast: Natalie Portman, Mila Kunis
Synopsis: A thriller that focuses in on the relationship between a veteran ballet dancer and a rival.
Genre: Drama / Thriller
Release Date: December 1, 2010

Darren Aronofsky would like you to see his new film, Black Swan, as a companion to his previous Oscar nominated The Wrestler. Maybe they’ll show as a double feature. Black Swan is about a ballet dancer (Natalie Portman) losing her grip with reality, and The Wrestler was about a steroid monster trying to make up with his daughter.