You guys are going to go see this, right?

He’s got my vote.

Ben Walker ain’t putting up with your Satan antics, Brad Cooper.

Britain’s version of Jeff Goldblum is being fit for a set of fangs.

To the chagrin of President Lincoln, Alan Tudyk has aligned himself with the South.

“You can’t play the wife, but maybe you’d be interested in playing … the mom?”

False alarm, folks. You can go back to not knowing who the hell Robin McLeavy is. Mary Elizabeth Winstead will play Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter’s tenderoni after all.

Secret vampire hunter Abraham Lincoln has taken a wife. Though it’s likely they will sleep in separate beds.

Unlike its Austen-based zombie sibling, ‘Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter’ seems to get its house in order more and more every day.

We know that Joaquin Phoenix loves beards, so it makes sense that he’s attracted to a project about a man with a legendary beard: motherfreakin’ Abraham Lincoln.

The story might be about Abraham Lincoln fighting vampires, but it was lesser known actor Walker who fought a bunch of high-profile, blood-sucking (okay, maybe not blood-sucking) celebrities to snag the role.

Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter producers have been working since November to cast the titular character. While the field may be clearer, it’s still by no means clear.