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Natalie Portman: Black Swan, White Swan or No-Dancing Liar Swan?
Friday, March 25 by

You know who’s super angry these days? Academy Award winner Natalie Portman’s dancing double for ‘Black Swan’. She’s one pissed off pirouetter.

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Natalie Portman Impregnated by Prancing Ninny
Monday, December 27 by

I’ve literally wanted to bang this girl since she was 13, and given the fact that we’re about the same age, that’s a lot less creepy than when I say the same about Emma Watson…or Daniel Radcliffe.