Becki Newton plays Amanda on Ugly Betty, which starts its new season tonight on ABC.  She’s sassy, sexy, and seems to like to get wild underneath the sheets.  Now this is all based on Amanda’s character traits on the show, mind you, but it’s comforting to assume that Becki herself also possesses these proclivities.  Bad news is she’s married.  Booooo!  At least one thing is evident in the picture above: Becki likes pearl necklaces.  And this means only two things for her husband.  He’s doling out a ton of cash at Zales or, he’s doling out a ton of…well you get how double entendres work.

A word from Becki: “I make myself laugh all day long.”

Sounds like a serious debilitating disorder.  If this laughter is involuntary you might want to run the problem by your physician.  He could prescribe you some medication, or wrap you up in a straight jacket.  Don’t let the latter option deter you from seeking help.

Here are some pics that’ll keep you smiling all day long after the jump!

Cast: America Ferrera, Eric Mabius, Becki Newton, Vanessa Williams

Synopsis: Betty Suarez is smart, sweet and hard working. The only problem is that she’s not thin and beautiful like all her coworkers at Mode, the high-fashion magazine where she works. The only reason the publisher hired her to be his son’s secretary, is that he thought Betty was someone who Daniel would never sleep with. Betty’s hard work and determination earns Daniel’s respect, as she helps him find his way through the shark infested waters of the fashion industry.