If ever there was a metaphor for the saccharine facade of this event, here it is.
The Inflatable Barney Went Apeshit During The Thanksgiving Day Parade
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His spirit can never be tethered.

"Be a doll and fetch me my 'InStyle'."
9 Beloved Children’s Characters Who Are Obviously Gay
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Don’t worry. This whole article is handled in a tremendously delicate, tasteful manner.

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