StudioCanal’s documentary Babies takes a look at one year in the life of five babies living in Mongolia, Namibia, San Francisco, and Tokyo. This film is bound to get biological clocks a-ringing. So fellas, keep your ladies away from this one or you’ll soon be up to your elbows in doody (not your own) and be forced to watch Yo Gabba Gabba (not ironically).

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