Pointless, but it gave us the excuse to make this gallery, so everybody wins.

I’d hit that…with a shovel…

If some dude’s gonna get over a century of jail time, I want Olivia Wilde or higher.

But would they make good mothers? Just kidding. I don’t care.

Fact: Women covered in zombie blood are 48% hotter.

Happy birthday, Star Trek. I made you this girl gallery.

Happy Birthday to Kenny “R2D2″ Baker!

I wonder if she’ll take a party of five?

Think you’ve seen Mila Kunis naked? Think again.

Half-a-day’s worth of hotties…

If there’s one thing we love more than movies, it’s strippers.

While I would go as far as to say she’s the total package, certain parts of her lend themselves particularly well to animated Gifs.

As far as Hollywood is concerned, there’s nothing deadlier than a self-empowered female.

As a result of compiling this list, I’ve been desensitized to the point where my penis didn’t even budge while watching the three-way scene from Wild Things. I hope you’re happy.

Sifting through a bunch of porn stars in pigtails in search of hot mainstream actresses is at the low end of the annoyance scale. But it was a challenging endeavor, none the less.

A few weeks ago, I brought you the greatest topless scenes from HBO’s original programing, and today I’m doing the same for Showtime.

In all fairness, these women objectified themselves, and I’m simply compiling the list.