_{Yo James! Time to get my blue ass paid again, bitch!}

James Cameron spent all of his money on hookers and underwater robots. The rest he just squandered.

But those robots gotta eat, and now that the famed director is officially out of cash, he needs a way to make a quick buck before he has a full-blown cyborg uprising on his hands. Enter Avatar Special Edition.

For roughly $15 dollars, you can see a movie that you paid to see less than a year ago. As if that once-in-a-lifetime opportunity is not enough, there are also eight minutes of never before seen footage. That’s only about $2 per minute. Compare that to your average 90′s phone sex hot-line, and you’ll find it’s a bargain.

Rumor has it that all they did was add five extra steps to every running scene. That might not sound like much, but remember, it’s in 3D!

See the TV trailer for Avatar Special Edition after the jump…