Screen Junkies » austin powers 4 http://www.screenjunkies.com Movie Reviews & TV Show Reviews Wed, 17 Sep 2014 19:00:21 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Myers In For ‘Austin Powers 4′: Shagadelic, Horny, Yeah Baby!, Etc. http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/myers-in-for-austin-powers-4-shagadelic-horny-yeah-baby-etc/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/myers-in-for-austin-powers-4-shagadelic-horny-yeah-baby-etc/#comments Sat, 13 Aug 2011 05:11:19 +0000 Penn Collins http://www.screenjunkies.com/?p=224477 The real news here is of course the return of Seth Green to the hearts and minds of America. Scotty do. Scotty do, indeed.

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My theory is that Mike Myers is only good in sequels. The Love Guru wasn’t a sequel, and it sucked. Shreks 1-4 did very well at the box office, whereas 54 totally sucked from a box office and critical perspective. So I Married an Axe Murder is an example that contradicts my theory completely, so we’ll ignore that one. Well, he’s back in the habit, having signed on to Austin Powers 4. Here’s where a lesser journalist would put ” Yeah baby!” or something trite like that.

YEAH BABY! DOES THAT MAKE YOU HORNY?

The news of Austin Powers 4 is far from surprising; rather, it’s a downright baffling that it took this long for them to move forward. The film will gross an ungodly amount of money, but beyond that, the movies are actually still pretty funny. Sure, they’re gimmicky, crass, and lowbrow, but Goldmember rollerskating? That was some funny shit.

No more details are available, but expect the ball to get rolling on this quickly, as the film is basically a license to print money.

And how much do you want to bet that Verne Troyer is making it rain at the strip club tonight in light of this news. Further, how awesome would it be if they made the film without Mini-Me? That’s right. Infinity awesome.

“Sorry Verne, but we decided that you’re never acting again. We went a different direction, so no more parties at the Playboy Mansion.” He would get so mad, I bet he would try to toss a chair across the room, but he wouldn’t be able too. Because he’s so damn small.

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