At Audio Visual Plus in Houston, TX, they think a movie about a sinking ship is a comedy and their staff plays around in unspooled celluloid. You know the guy with the hat is a frequent behind-the-curtain browser. Rip up your membership card immediately.

Thanks to Brett W. for sending this over.

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